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Miss Nitch

Still working on the answers to life.

About Me


My name is Nichole. I used to work at the local video game store, Game Crazy and an adult store, called The Adult Store in Albany, Oregon. Video games, Porn, and flavored lubes were my life. But some things have changed. I still love the lube of course. I own about half the Adult Store and even more of the video game store but I recently graduated massage school in Hawaii. I currently work at the Ala moana Mai Tai bar and model on the side.

I AM
ALWAYS:

Puerto Rican and Hawaiian on my father's side and Scottish/Spanish/French on my Mother's side, a believer of "other things" (my Grandma is mostly a witch), extremely flexible, amazingly compliant, a mama's girl, an actress, a bitch in bed, firmly into politeness and table manners, open-minded and ready for anything!

I Will
ALWAYS:

love my mother and family (families are a big deal for me), have a love for all food (and will try anything once, even the dead baby squid on rice- which is very good), like all physical activities (including sex, sports, extreme sports and video games), enjoy fast cars (ford is the only American manufacture I like, other then that it is all about the imports), taste like honey, play RPGs (paper and pencil/console/computer), rock at first person shooters (on all platforms, XBoX, PS3, Computer, Cube, whatever), rock at rock band, adore and cherish all living things (yes, even bugs), make delighted noises when I eat taco bell at 4 in the morning after heavy drinking and dancing all night, push people in the mud and laugh in people's faces.

I COME
EQUIPT WITH:

an innate sense to always say the truth, a thing for extremists, too much of a political standing, a STRONG hate for racists/sexist/homophobes or in any way prejudiced people, a funny pinkie toe nail, a weird understanding of people, a tatoo of my doran nature and name on the back of my neck and goddess on my ankles, a past I'd like to forget, a strong future, really tight pants on, a fetish for eccentric people.

I WILL
NEVER:

like bad hygiene, eating babies (okay! it is a lie!), believe in hating, stand for yelling, like people who hate kids, laugh at handicapped people (Danielle!), wear underwear much, go to movies with out eating more popcorn then I can handle, like soda without alcohol in it, like people who are addicted to things (be it cigs, drinks, bitches or rides), throw rocks at people unless they deserve it (or I'm bored), like people who cheat on people, like people lie, lock my doors, own less then ten pairs of high heels, think there is anything wrong with living on the computer, believe that Disney movies get old and I will never take no for an answer.

My Interests



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br "Shawn- roll the twenty! This is expensive powedered sugar!" Me as Slash, Shawn as a Boy Band. Rockstar Party 4/22/06
I like pie and cheesecake and suprises but no secrets or lies. I love leather and lace and metal and vibrating engines. Imports get me hot but cocky assholes do not. Sometimes nerds make me happy and other times I like my boys a touch more nappy. I believe in aliens and the x-files. But sea monkies are a stretch. I play Doom3, Halo2 and the one and only Dr. Mario. I love gadgets and gizmos, but neopets are no-nos. I don't have time for people's crap! But I like to fancy myself a romance sap. Board games rock my socks and all day long I work around fake cocks. I know more about sex and video games then Kate and Leo from ScreenSavers and whore house dames. No more time for rambling, I'm off to do some intense gambling.

Your word is: Brooding. You are a true thinker and often try to figure out the meaning of life,
why we are all here etc. You may not be so
social, and often think twice before acting but
those thoughts you have in your mind never stop
flowing in. Sometimes you can be so
concentrated you forget about other things that
you have to do. Don't change, this world needs
deep people.

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Music to me is always good. From children banging on pots to classical to crickets. Well, except for country. No country. Some, but mostly none at all. I like to DANCE to Hip Hop and Remixed Pop, SING to Stage Pieces, FUCK to Static-x, Marilyn Manson, Korn and Deadsy. But I only MAKE OUT to Rap and Blues. 80's music makes me VERY HAPPY. I was raised to HEAD BANG to all butt rock and AGREE with all "classic rock" while still giving love to all the dribble in-between, like Mindless Self Indulgence, Industrial, Techno Wave and whatever names of bands/genre names they come up with these days.

Movies:


I love movies. All movies. Old, like Houes on Haunted Hill with Vincent Price and new like whatever is comming out tomorrow. I love horror flicks the most I guess: Child's Play, Nightmare on Elmstreet, Island of Dr.M and all of those new murder suspence deals they are making. Action and Adventure right along with Conan the Barbarian, Transporter, Water World, and some Snatch. I adore anime! Mostly Berserk, Helsing, FLCL, CowBoy BeeBop, Ghost in the Shell and all other. If they make a genre for "sarcastic blood and gore" my life will be over, I won't leave home.
Jenna Jameson is a marketing master mind! Tara Patrick is amazingly hot and Lex Steele is scary.
Willow will always be the one and only film that makes me laugh, cry, vomit and horney. Val Kilmer is hot, but not as hot as THE DEPP MAN!!! Orlando Bloom is good stuff, but Kiefer Sutherland has more class. Jason Statham is a white Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan is a Monkey and Brandon Lee will always be remembered. Julia Roberts is a Goddess. I don't care the Winona steals and respect any film that has Collin Ferrel (SWAT), Angelina (Taking Lives, Hackers), Brad (Troy), Wesley Snipes (To: Wong Fu, Blade)... really I love them and value them all.
I will watch anything funded my Lion's Gate Films or Focus Films... and Disney or Pixar, of course.
And we have to give a few seconds to respect the 80's films....... yes, Duckie will always be single, but we still love him and no Saturday school will never be as cool as they made it seem.

Television:

I can't afford cable! Who can afford cable? Last time I was watching TV beavis and butt head ruled along side Ren and Stimpy then Daria took control and Mtv stopped playing music, since then I watch movies.... okay! fine! fuck! I used go to my mom's to watch CSI with her every week and I totally adore Law and Order SVU but only becuase of that little "dudong" noise in the intro.
Now I watch UFC and Top chef every week like it is religion.
I'll watch anything that adult swim throws at me and Discovery... Animal Planet.. History channel... shit... The tv has taken over my life...
But of course my own show is all anyone has to look forward to these days!

Books:

Poe makes me happy and I cry over Nietzchie and Freud. Amazing people. I love Science Fiction and Mystery. Xanth was my favorite in the day and David Eddings, Peirs Anthony and Stephen King really are in their own worlds. I will read just about anything worth my time. Including Manga and Graphic Novels. Go me.

Heroes:


.... My Daddy!!! Zachary Ryan "Stronger then Death" Johnson. Always thinking of you, My hero.

My Blog

When cartoons are too much to think about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ From a Mark Twain cartoon series this piece shows the diverse forms of "god"....
Posted by Miss Nitch on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:52:00 PST

Nitch goes to the Mainland

So i'm gong to be visiting the bf while he's in cali and I might try to make it up to A town. The weekend of the 15th, but we'll see. If I do we are going to have to make party plans! Here I come bigg...
Posted by Miss Nitch on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

Kyle talks about Zach

Windsor marine missing in HawaiiBy T.M. FASANOPosted on Tuesday, March 14 @ 10:22:49 PSTKyle Meis heard from his best friend about a week ago. Meis of Windsor is holding out hope that he'll hear from...
Posted by Miss Nitch on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:54:00 PST

News report on Zach

http://www.khnl.com/Global/story.asp?s=4625049
Posted by Miss Nitch on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:45:00 PST

Zombie Warning


Posted by Miss Nitch on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:28:00 PST

What the hell am I?!

I'll give a dollar to anyone who can name the four ethnicities that I tell peole I am when they ask. If you get these without looking on my page- you get an extra nickel.
Posted by Miss Nitch on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:14:00 PST

Moving!

I'm moving to Honolulu, Hawaii!! AHH! FANILLY!! I fell in love with the islands after my first visit and am still trying to get the papers from my biological father to prove that I'm at leas...
Posted by Miss Nitch on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 08:39:00 PST

WORK!!

Okay. So I'm totally pissed here. Angry little Nitch! I love my job at Game Crazy. I get great discounts and free movie rentals plus the whole fact that I get to sit around and play video games, whil...
Posted by Miss Nitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Us in Short

Possibly the best explanation of why we are what we are and why Ryan does what he does. "honestly i think ryan does need you, and that is why he treats you like crap. as long as i've known that kid ...
Posted by Miss Nitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today

My head hurts. music is loud but is I can't turn it off. Danielle controls my space and my boobs are sore. They are hurting to the touch. ouch. I'm sleepy. more pills! ughhhhh, that nitch girl
Posted by Miss Nitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST