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Clair

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Scottish, tough shit if you hate Jocks......feeling moody at the mo! E numbers fuck me up especially smarties and the shit thats in Pringles crisps.I like laughing, feeling like I'm going insane, Love my friends dearly. It is in my interest to take interest in my friends interests......Tooo much MSG!!!!You may have seen me on the ever popular tv show Richard and Judy, eating brussels sprouts, faking orgasms, in bed with random blokes, singing Kareoke talking about Gloria Gaynor and being a cross eyed nun!

My Interests

My Friends, no msg, art, movies, art-movies, music, shoes, cool handbags, Vicky pollard, swearing lots, mental torture, bitching, laughing, chocolate, chit-chatting on the phone, rainy days, the trisha show, corpses....., kappa tracksuits, brown lined lips, pikeeeees, student loans, staying up all night, sleepovers, being scottish, cats, song for posh interests me at mo.....scary, but interesting people I like.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is like me!

Music:

Music with lyrics that mean something to me......"I kinda always knew I end up your ex-girlfriend...whao oh!"....So sad, but true!

Movies:

Anything by Larry Clark, Japanese horror movies, Bollywood trash, weird fucked up films interest me most. Dislike pretty much all hollywood blockbuster movies.

Television:

Trisha, Little Britain, League of Gentlemen, Hollyoaks, sad I know, enders...for pats wardrobe..of course! Sick comedy shows!

Heroes:

Kylie Minogue!