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Jason

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About Me

29 year old guy in living in ASSTORIA! I have an irrational fear of ZOMBIES and multiple lanes of traffic. I also hate Queens Blvd and spiders..contactTable .text, .contactTable a, .contactTable img {filter:none!important

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Ass Face of the Day

The Ass Face of the Day award goes to **Drum Roll Please** Teno Groppi Age: 47 Gender: Male Astrological Sign: Gemini Zodiac Year: Rat Location: Oshkosh : Wisconsin : United States Wishlist http...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:42:00 GMT

Play Fair

If your job doesn't play fair why should you?   If a man on a camel hates it should I?
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:48:00 GMT

Addiction

It's official..... I'm addicted.  I don't know why.  I woke up thinking about you last night.  I wanted to get out of bed and get to my computer to listen to you.  I had to fight t...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:49:00 GMT

A Religious Sales Pitch

I'm not sure if my feelings are coming with age, but i've had it with religious beings trying to pawn and convince me what is right.  Every since I've moved to Astoria  my home has been visi...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:41:00 GMT

RIP Mary Ingalls

This morning while refreshing the water in the baby turtle tank, I was not greated by my otherwise "frisky" blind turtle. Hovering in the water in the corner that she/he loved to bask in, was Mary. Sh...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:52:00 GMT

Is there a GOD

See below for an interesting and thought provoking artical.  Are people so wrapped up in trying to be saved, that they can't figure out the real truth?   Is there a God? January 25th, 2006 ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:16:00 GMT

MTA Strike

Well... It's 4:00 am in the morning.  The MTA is going to strike.  This sucks....It will now take me atleast 3 hours to get to work.  That includes a 1 hour walk to a train....a 8$ ride...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:23:00 GMT

Mary Ingalls

Tonight I witnessed my blind red ear slider, Mary ingalls eat for the first time....even if it was the poop of Meg the other baby red ear slider we own.    Mary.. I'm proud of you!
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 17:13:00 GMT

Please Mr. Bush Enlighten me on G_D's LAW

Dear President Bush: Congratulations on doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amen...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 10:55:00 GMT

Michael Moores Letter to Bush

MICHEAL MOORE'S LETTER TO BUSH ON KATRINA (REPOST)Michael Moore's Letter to Bush on Katrina (Please Repost)Friday, September 2nd, 2005Dear Mr. Bush:Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 o...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:34:00 GMT