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Ashley

About Me

the past is prologue. -- vonnegut

i drink at least a 1/2 gallon of crystal light every day and my favorite color is brown. i was never very good at using an "inside voice."

"she got sauce."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the person who wrote "julie is a slutty pirate hooker" on the wall of my bedroom in my old apartment, because it's totally brilliant.
(and therefore, in conjunction, i think i'd also like to meet this "julie" character.)

and accomplices in my mission to bring the word "underpants" back into the vernacular. "underwear?" ehh. "panties?" absolutely not. (GROSS!)i'm talking elastic waisted, little boy, batman print UNDERPANTS.

head-over-heels in love with this man: