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lolBenny

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About Me

So...me: tattoos, speed, sarcasm, evil, pain, laughter, love, hate, fear, gin, rum, understanding, spicy food, hockey, music, all things bass, books, news, superiority. Thats all me. Simplicity. What can I say, I have a diabolical mind. If you want to know more, you should ask, these things are misleading.

My Interests

Many: Motorsports(F1, ChampAtl, SCCA, WRC, IRL, ALMS), Hockey, Music, the playing of the bass, movies and TV, a few video games, art...interesting art...weird art, the human condition, chill'n in a villainous way. I'm always ready to try something new. I've recently taken up golf, I'm extremely bad.

I'd like to meet:

The non-blathering masses, the people like me, the forgotten, the free. Also people who don't cause me much trouble and don't fold easily, I can't stand quitters and spineless people. Being painfully honest is a plus, because I am and every thing always works out better that way.
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Music:

DevilDriver, Slayer, Coal Chamber, Primus, One Minute Silence, Pantera, Wu-Tang, Lamb of God, Shawdows Fall, All that Remains, Type O-Negative, Killswitch Engage, Opeth, Tech N9ne, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Queen, Mudvayne, George Clinton, Powerman 5000, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rammstein, Static-X, Foreigner, Deftones, Run DMC, Slipknot, Unearth, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Hed (pe), Nonpoint, Cake, the Killers, Jamiroquai, Ministry, Suicidal Tendencies, Sevendust, HIM, Lacuna Coil, Strapping Young Lad, In Flames, Fear Factory, Public Enemy, CKY, the White Stripes, The Bloodhound Gang, Amon Amarth, Johny Cash, HORSE the Band, Given With Honor, Kidney Thieves, Gretchen Wilson, Willie Nelson, Jethro Tull, ZZ Top, Rollins Band, Nothing Face, Rob Zombie, Between the Buried and Me, Fall of Troy, Toby Keith, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, the Rasmus, Fear Factory, The Black Dahlia Murder, Coheed and Cambria, Gorillaz, Gogol Bordello, Gnarles Barkley, Five Finger Death Punch, Daath, Justin Timberlake, Lady Sovereign, Nightwish, Megadeth, and more.

Movies:

Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-tep, Blade 1-3, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, AvP, Predator 1 & 2, Batman, Batman Returns, Nightmare before Christmas, Lilo and Stitch, The Last Dragon, the One, Event Horizon, Princess Bride, ANY Mel Brooks movie, Darkman, Interview with the Vampire, Super Troopers, Falling Down, Dream Catcher, Bruce Almighty, the Mask, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, The Matrix (one only), Excalibur, Euro Trip, National Lampoons Senior Trip, PCU, Under Siege, Saw, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Any Marx Brothers movie.

Television:

House MD, NCIS, Stargate SG-1,Firefly,Stargate Atlantis, Scrubs, Farscape, Benny Hill, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Star Trek, Jeeves and Wooster, A touch of Fry and Laurie, Black Adder, Rescue Me, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, ect ect.

Books:

Starship Troopers, Animal Farm, The Unfair Advantage, The Way Things Work, the Hitch Hikers Guide, the works of Anne Rice, the works of Dan Brown, the works of Kinky Friedman. I enjoy the poetry of Allen Ginsberg. I read a lot of magazines too. A lot, they are every where.

Heroes:

My TV Heros My real heros:

My Blog

Being happy is kinda weird

Or really, more the notion of being happy, truly content for a change. Why happy you ask? We'll, for starters, Tasha is great, I want to love her and hug her and squeeze her and perform unmentionable ...
Posted by lolBenny on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:36:00 PST

Benny Facts

I'm bored and in an insight giving mood:I'm left handed but very bihemispherical.I don't like comedy movies that involve excruciating embarrassing situationsI read magazines from the back firstIn my m...
Posted by lolBenny on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:21:00 PST

A return to abnormality

So I have been kind of a recluse lately. For starters I have lost a considerable amount of interest in myspace. It tends to get me into trouble. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a fair amount of trouble bu...
Posted by lolBenny on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST

Oh, they are going to be mad.

Well, I've actually been getting complaints that I'm not being my usual offensive self lately so let me just throw in the word cunt right now. CuntThat is in reference to the few people who are acting...
Posted by lolBenny on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:15:00 PST

Bennious Nocturnious

There just isn't enough to do at 4 AM in this city. Everyone I'm currently associating with is asleep. It's getting harder and harder to go to bed before 3 every night. Plus I feel bad keeping Tasha u...
Posted by lolBenny on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:17:00 PST

Tagged (Bow chicka bow wow)

First Player: You must list 6 weird things / habits about yourself. You then tag 6 people who do the same. After posting they then tag six people and so on and so on. Don't forget to leave them a comm...
Posted by lolBenny on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

You would expect a scathing condamation....

...But not today, I'm too tried and honestly, I'm not sure which one of you I want to start with (We all know who we are). In the mean while, I'll suffice again with the words of one B. Dez Farfara:I ...
Posted by lolBenny on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST

I'm a big fucking problem...

...and he ain't talk'n 'bout math.I haven't been in much a blogging mood lately but too many people have been asking about me so might as well speak. Things have been going well enough. Today I have a...
Posted by lolBenny on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST

Better off

Infinitely so. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Some to come, how you can't trust white trash alcoholics and their packs of lies.And B. Dez Farfara would like to add:Living a lie, let's not pretendThat y...
Posted by lolBenny on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

I think iTunes has it out for me

Set the bastard on shuffle and the first thing it spits out is the Level 42 song "Lessons in Love" which is painfully relevant in my life today. I haven't identified with a long like this in a long ti...
Posted by lolBenny on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST