crazy woman drivin'.. |
so I was on my way to work today, on the same back road that I always take, and I've never had a problem. actually, I've recently been joking that you should drive 80 on it (which I was NOT). I'm abo...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
you look tired... |
so I had like 3 people ask me what was wrong today.. in fact, nothing at all was wrong, just a little tired, little case of the mondays, ya know... but as I told each person that nothing was wrong t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:32:00 GMT |
drinking too much will get you knocked up... |
so one night not so long ago I went out with my boy and met up with my friend ernie when he was shooting darts. we do this most wednesdays, and pretty much every thursday say that we'll drink a ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:18:00 GMT |
you have something on your face... |
six little words. mostly only one syllable each... why are they so hard to say?
so I got home from work today and realized I had black paint tint in three (count 'em, three) places on my face. not jus...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:44:00 GMT |
boobs? |
so a funny thing happened the other day.
I had to close at work. since I usually miss the shows I like to watch I program them on our dvr. I wanted to tape an episode of intervention...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:18:00 GMT |
Denise Austin Apathy Aerobics |
so I fell asleep at like 7 pm last night. I was exhausted and that was pretty much the plan. so, of course, I woke up hours before I really had to this morning, and decided, "hey, let's se...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:15:00 GMT |
heaven bound |
this is slightly dated, but I still wanted to tell this story:
so I was driving around on thanksgiving. we had had plans to go to mike's ma's for dinner, but she turned up sick, so basica...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 19:17:00 GMT |
yeah yeah yeah. |
I know. I'm never on here. so I have no reasonable update, cause it's been like 2 months. so here goes. I live in illinois, it's swell. I'm never home, so I never use the compu...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 15:26:00 GMT |
human leash laws |
I can't stop thinking about this.
So I was at work the other night, and this lady comes up to the self-check out. She's got an awful cute little blonde kid, somewhere between 2 and 3. she'...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:10:00 GMT |
no good very bad day. |
so today I was a display of classic megan clumsiness. read on, and you'll be sure to say, "shucky-darn, that's our megan"
am coming off an elevator at work. there is a slight lip.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:49:00 GMT |
