I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCKI run with scissors in my mouth to keep fit and alert. Masturbate lions for a living. Pretend to be a ladies man at bingo joints. Stay up till 4 in the morning trashing 12 year olds online. Play HORSE at an elementary school. Go see movies as my primary pastime. Play foosball like a drunken walrus that happens to be cross-eyed. Look interested in playing pool without exposing my crotch. Visit college campuses that I do not belong to. Eat mystery chocolate cake from mystery Asians. He told me to get in the freezer cause there was a carnival in there. There wasn't no carnival! It was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn and I got bunched up against that chicken. Window-shop at Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning. Eat a donut and a pint of milk every morning. Play a fierce game of monopoly inebriated. Ride my scooter at random times like at in the morning. Shave the pubic patch from my face every 3 or 4 days. I do not question my dollar/value meal. Adult Swim entertains me late at night. Hang out with other lame people. Jus chillin, dude, fuck, and shit are in most of my sentences. I make people uneasy with my vulgar and obscene remarks. I’m a devout catholic. I haven’t been to church since my confirmation. I’m indecisive and contradict myself, yet I’m confident in what I do. Soda is my life, period. I was born in Ixmiquilpan, Hidalgo. I’ve lived in Dallas all my life. I guess I’m a college student/bum. i'll add later, but later will never come. most likely.
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