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Mr. Maybe ©

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I enjoy hitchhiking to Oz, getting liquored up on the poppy wine, then stumbling home way past my bedtime. For more info on me, see your "Who I'd like to meet" section.
If you have any other questions, please refer to the Help section of your Mr. Maybe hyperlink text manual .
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TO QUOTE deus ex machina (RIP):
"If personalities were on the menu, Ryans would be under exotic cocktails, often called a 2 headed infusion: 1/2 shot of pure left brain, 1/2 shot of right brain humor, a splash of cynicism, served cold, over a spooky understanding of the entire universe."
TO SUMMARIZE: I am a John Hughes character trapped in a real life body.
DISCLAIMER: The opinions and views expressed here by Ryan do not necessarily reflect those opinions and views of of My Space or this profile. Thank you.

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Secret Hidden Text:
If you're reading this, you're extra smart (or extra computer savvy) and should add me as a friend immediately. Secret password is "fancy".
To-do List:
1. Look up some stuff on the internet
2. Write a new script/focus on some art
3. Pay some bills
4. Walk with my feet
5. Imagine being told I'm terminally ill
6. Chicken scratch left handed
7. Write this list.
8. Forget to do stuff

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with NO SENSE of humor...just kidding. In particular, I'd like to meet Jesus, John Lennon and the guy that climbed the Sears Tower in a Spider-Man costume...preferably all at the same time.
Who I'd like to NOT meet:
People who cut me off in traffic slowly...I mean, if you're going endanger my safety, atleast be quick about it. People who never change, grow or evolve (i.e. people who complain yet never do anything to change it.) Social exhibitionists. People who think that bathroom humor is a really good idea. Flakes. People who don't relate to the idea of certain words really freaking someone out, like me. I'm not about to disclose my list here. I might as well be Superman handing Lex Luthor the kryptonite.
My Space Philosophy & Tendencies:
I'm not good about staying in touch with people and sometimes I'm slow to respond to mail. Sometimes I like to just look at photos, other times I like to just read blogs. Sometimes I like to start public access profiles and turn the keys over to the masses, or pose as a woman who is writing a book on How to Win at My Space.
PLEASE DO NOT POST HUGE, OBNOXIOUS IMAGE COMMENTS. If you do so, one of two courses of action will be taken:
1. It gets deleted. Fast.
2. It gets deleted (still fast) and I'll post you a nice 800x800 pixel image comment, unoptimized, that says something to the effect of "THANK YOU FOR MY HANDSOME IMAGE COMMENT. I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS ONE BREAKING YOUR PROFILE AS MUCH AS I LIKE YOURS BREAKING MINE."

My Blog

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("Almost Free Speech" - #8)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"Almost Free Speech" - #8> Original Posting Date: August 10, 2009> Version: 1.0
Posted by on Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:39:00 GMT

John Hughes Comic Tribute ("Breakfast Comic")

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"Comic Breakfast" - Special Series #1> Original Posting Date: August 2009> Version: 1.0> Background...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:16:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("Evil is aHead" - #7)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"Evil is aHead" - #7> Original Posting Date: August 2009> Version: 1.0> Background/Inspiration: An ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:01:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("War of the Words" - #6)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"War of the Words" - #6> Original Posting Date: July 2009> Version: 1.0> Background/Inspiration: W...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:59:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("Great Lester's Ghost" - #5)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"Great Lester's Ghost" - #5> Original Posting Date: July 2009> Version: 1.0> Background/Inspiration...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:49:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("Liberare" - #4)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"Liberare" - #4> Original Posting Date: Circa late-2005> Version: 2.0> Background/Inspiration: Sligh...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:14:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("A Revelation" - #3)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"A Revelation" - #3> Original Posting Date: Circa late-2005> Version: 2.0> Background/Inspiration: ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:10:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("Assimilation" - #2)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"Assimilation" - #2> Original Posting Date: Circa late-2005> Version: 2.0> Background/Inspiration: S...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:02:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe & the Offbeats ("In Another Land" - #1)

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ Twitter"In Another Land" - #1> Original Posting Date: Circa late-2005> Version: 2.0> Background/Inspiration...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:58:00 GMT

Mr. Maybe.net 2.0 LAUNCHED

Subscribe to this blog | RSS Latest Comics | Mr. Maybe @ Facebook | Mr Maybe @ TwitterNew website is done...will be updating weekly. Some are old strips that have been updated, but expect a lot of new...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:53:00 GMT