( )( ) Test ( )( ) Testies |
So I told someone that I'm working on growing my own pair of testicles. I told that person that they were coming along...they're small...but indeed full of feeling. I said that I could twitch them sli...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:21:00 GMT |
Baboons and Their Asses |
"What color is the ass of the baboon?"
Well, it definitely depends. Yep, it definitely depends on a lot of things. Say for instance... How hot is it outside? How horny is the baboon? Did it...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
Ramdom Blab About My Procrastination |
Do you suffer from writer’s block constantly, thereby "demotivating" you to write? (I suffer from all types of blocks. Talkers’ block: losing trail of thought in mid speech...not here and...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:41:00 GMT |
Nasty Stankin’ Gnat Love |
So I’m all walking outside. (Yeah, I do that now. You know, for my health and ish?) I’ve witnessed this "phenomenon" before. That obscene group of buggies that just decid...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:46:00 GMT |
A Really Weird Dream... |
So I was with my family, and we, I guess, purchased this high tech vacuum cleaner from the future, or whatnot. It came to us unassembled, and I, being the "wise" one of the group, decided to put...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:36:00 GMT |
Euphoria |
Known to many as that overwhelming yet most pleasant of pleasures....
Euphoria...the treasure of my weather.
We yearn for just samples, and we live off of them, hoping the rare quantities are n...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:07:00 GMT |
How I Feel |
Sometimes I get uncomfortable when I hear laughter and I don't think that anything's funny.
I often wish I could come across money with like effort like those coins that Mario finds. ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
And the green grass grows all around...all around |
Aye man! Do you know what time it is? 9:33am? No, you silly guy! It’s that time to be real with yourself. We’re always striving to become better in o...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:07:00 GMT |
This is My Second House |
So I'm at the Engineering school on a Saturday morning, and not because I'm a student either. My mom happens to work here, so she has an access card. :) So anyway, I'm sitting here enjoyin...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:56:00 GMT |
Stop Looking At Meh!!!!! |
Have you ever felt as if someone was looking at you? Ever woke out of your sleep because of it? Well me, I experience it all the time. But I'm gonna narrow it down to one occasion. While l...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:09:00 GMT |
