J♥Beezy

I'm Random
I'm Funny
I'm one Beautiful Fat chick.
I Love to Laugh
I'm a daddys girl.
I hate confrontation.
I'm loud.
Boys with tattoo's and piercing Excite me!
I'm not what you expect.
I Support the fight for darfur.
I'm the friend that if your house was burnin down i'd be makin smores and hittin on the fire fighters.
I'm a white girl who can rap her some SNOOP DOGG!
I'm in love with Mike Rowe.
I am Josie Roberts Boy Genius.
Shower Gnome Patrol.-
J-Sweeet. Are we gettin the same benefits package as the smurfs? cause i hear theirs is pretty darn good.
T-Theres is good, but its nothing like the Jetsons.
J-True that. I was just talkin to george the other day, he said when elroy had to go in for the drug OD they only had to pay 15 bucks for everything and got the best of care.
T-Yeah thats what he told me. Thats why I choose their plan.
J-Good goin sheriff. You know the rock quarry fred works for doesn't offer retirement so he started pimpin wilma out on the weekends and is doin well. Lil pebbles can actually go to a good school now. its nice.
T-Awe its about time. I over heard wilma tellin betty they can finally get her braces she needs. And lord knows she needs to get that snaggle tooth corrected.
J- OH yes. Its pretty gnarly. I'm glad to see them back on track. Well you know barney and betty are sellin coke now to send bbam bam to anger management and military school after he beat up pebbles. I busted the smurfs with it last night and the totally narked off the rebbles.
J-Oh no shit? thats news to me.
J-Yeah dude. I was like...say what!? I was kinda wonderin why the missed church last sunday, nowi know why. I was shocked. But not as shocked as findin out the jetsons girl judy is pregnant. she doesn't know who the daddy is, so shes gonna go on maury.
T-Oh. My. God!!! I always knew she'd grow up to be a tramp, just like her mother. Elroy looks nothing like george, she totally had an affair with freddy, scooby walked in on them!
J-Omgosh! I didn't know that?! Does daphane know? now that i think about it elroy looks nothing like george. Thats crazy.
T-Daphanes totally cluelessto it! and freddy and jane still meet up regularly in the mystery machine to hook up. Velma joins in on a three some every now and then.
J-Oh man. I was just kickin it with the scoobster smokin a doubie and he told me shaggy and velma were expectin, and gettin married on the 27th. maybe shaggy watches.