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Jack+Coke

...when the moonlight hits your bright eyes...I go blind...

About Me

I'm Jon, I go by Lil Jon to a lot of people...I live in Hamilton, NJ where life is tough as a middle class white man who's being oppressed by the man. Guess you could say I'm weird :twitch: My philosophy is there's nothing more powerful than laughter. So make yourself laugh, make your friends laugh, and make strangers laugh...
My childhood was typical...didn't play any sports, summers in Hamilton, learned the value of cursing from my mom and aunt, and also developed my wackjob sense of humor from them(anybody who has spent 10 minutes with my mom or my aunt know what I mean).
I'm a certified scuba diver, so if anybody out there is too let's go diving! If you aren't certified you seriously have to get off your ass and go through the class.
I went to Nottingham High School, graduated in '03...currently at Rider for Social Studies/Secondary Education. Not sure what I want to be when I grow up...maybe a ninja, or an explorer...
Drink up, laugh a lot, and for heaven's sake stop being so serious!
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My Interests

dive bars, video games, the 'sauce', music at very high volumes, afternoon delight, scuba diving, drinkin coffee at 3am, jack and cokes, all things medieval, my two ginormous red-eared sliders, breakfast buffets

I'd like to meet:


Funniest man in the world. I'd be content my whole life if I got to chill with him.

Besides Will...Jessica Simpson, Dave Chapelle, Seth MacFarlane, New Found Glory, Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey

Also, dead people from centuries ago like old kings of England, Roman emperors, knights. yeah, I'm weird...fuck you! haha

Music:



New Found Glory
All-American Rejects
Thursday
Linkin Park
Blink182
Kanye West
Fall Out Boy
Sublime
The Beatles
Nightmare of You
The Fray
Yellowcard
Audioslave
Finch
Simple Plan
Straylight Run
Tenacious D
Death Cab for Cutie
Trapt
Maroon5
Black Eyed Peas
Panic! At the Disco
Gym Class Heroes

Movies:

Grandma's Boy
Donnie Darko
Cable Guy
Office Space
Lord of the Rings
Super Troopers
Anchorman
Old School
Zoolander
Half Baked
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
Tommy Boy
Me Myself & Irene
Black Sheep
Gladiator
Count of Monte Cristo
Star Wars
Kicking and Screaming
Kingdom of Heaven
Memento
Matrix

Television:

Family Guy
South Park
CSI
Seinfeld
SVU
Scrubs
Comedy Central
History Channel

Books:

Foundation Series, Robot Series, Canticle for Leibovitz - - those are the only books I've actually read and understood what was going on :D

Heroes:

The only person who I truly can say I've looked up to my entire life is my brother. I miss you, Dave...can't wait to be together again... 12/9/82-11/11/05

~~ I heard about the bad news today

a crowd of people around you telling you it's ok

and everything happens for a reason

when you lose a part of yourself to somebody you know

it takes a lot to let go

every breath that you remember

pictures fade away, but memory's forever

an empty chair at all the tables

and I'll be seeing you when all my days boil down

but its better where you're going anyway ~~

means so much more now..

My Blog

An idea...for our society...

I think the government or whoever should genetically create monsters to roam around towns.  I mean, look at the ten-year forcast to a world of this kind...the weak are gonna get killed, people ar...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

Thanks? ...more poems...tis the season...

Our souls cross destined paths Like strangers in a train station, All people meet for a purpose What will ours be to each other? What lessons can I learn from you And what lessons will I teach you? &n...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

In this house of cards, we're all holding hearts and spades...

The need to write is my brain telling me I should open my mouth more...   Love is so simple, it is impossible to describe.   Love transcends time and space, It travels long and far between p...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

some poems...let me know what you think...

Dusk is fulfilling its role, The nights get darker, Dawn never seems to help, The day's warmth is fading, My soul hasn't been warm since.   -------------------------------------------   Layi...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

Wrote this November 11, 2005...

It was going to be like any other Friday of the semester.  Get up, eat breakfast, take a shower, procrastinate some more homework before work, and then around 4 head off to work.  What came ...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

A Whole Year

A whole year flashed by in the blink of an eye, A whole year without seeing your face. Over this year I've changed so much, With you watching me from up above, I hope you approve of everything I've d...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST

another survey...read it, bitches!

Name/Nicknames: hunt, lil jon...umm...YEAH!!?!? Birthday: july 13Birthplace: Trenton, bitch! Current Location: pennington right nowEye Color: brownHair Color: brownHeight: good question!   5...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

Which little rascal is your favorite? Alfalfa...or is it Spanky? hehehe...sinner...

Dante doesn't like me.   Greed:High Gluttony:High Wrath:High&nb sp;Sloth:High Envy:Medium Lust:High&nb sp;Pride:High http://www.4degreez.com/mis...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST

Just a survey!

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?if I open them it would take up half my room 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?aren't you supposed to? 3. Have you ev...
Posted by Jack+Coke on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST