I'm really nice. I mean really disgustingly nice. In fact, I'm probably doing something so nice right now that it'd make you puke. Oh wait, that's not me. That's Jesus. I keep getting us confused. No, I'm the mean one. I'm really, really mean. I mean, I'm so mean that sometimes I make God cry. And his tears fall on us and make car accidents. Yeah, I do that. 'Cause I'm that mean.
Sometimes I like to do stuff. But stuff gets pretty boring. So then I like not doing stuff. Sometimes I can not do stuff forever. I get better and better at not doing stuff. I think that if I can make lots of money for not doing stuff then I'd like to do that. I'd also like to make lots of money by being mean. Play to your strengths is what I always say.
