what wanking?? |
Having a session with the wise masterHand start the one eyed yogurt throwerMemory Bank SpankGetting jiggy with itCleaning the snorkelMugging the Kojak Doll Giving flipper a backrubMaking pudding'Shaki...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
why shouldu laugh? |
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Why do you have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
types of sex??? |
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but ...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bjs and march 14th! |
Hey everyone.. This is a great idea... Guys repost this because it's for you... Ladies, repost this to show our guys how we do it!! Either way.. Spread the word and mark it on your calender..
You k...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hold up at a sperm bank |
A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
porn titles |
Hilarious-Real Porn Movie Titles
Sperms of Endearment
Saving Ryan's Privates
Romancing The Bone
For Your Thighs Only
Three Men And A Barbie
On Golden Blonde
Intercourse With The Vampire...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
language of love |
a kiSs iS the LanGuage oF Love,
» meth0ds 0f L0ve «
- -kiSs oN the eaR = ="i'm horny"
- -kiSs 0N the cheek= ="we're friends"
- -kiSs oN the hAnd = ="i adore you"
- -kiSs On the sh0uL...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
here you can get a bf/gf application form. |
Name?
Age?
Sexual Preference
Height?
Weight?
Body Type?
Eye Color?
Hair Color?
Favorite Color?
Favorite Band?
Virgin or Not Virgin?
Do you drive? If so what car?
Wh...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sooo sweet |
i read this and i thought it was such a sweet poem, such a fantstic poem, so simple but made me think as i read it, um if ne one botheres to read plz comment, and il love u! lol.
If I told you I ...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
well.. |
well, im so bored rite now, i have lessons at skool wheni have a free lesson its like i wanna do sumthing, just sat in the common room is so bored some times so icome on here, and its wack some times!...
Posted by Rastafari stands alone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
