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Jack

jackandmrpinky

About Me

im a down to earth wantage lad that likes a drink.i work hard i play hard and i fight hard with me wat you see is wat you get and i can be a loyal friend or your worst nitemare i also have many nick names such as fletchscator,animal,felcher,backwardsman and thats just a sample ow and im goin back to iraq in june so please email me while i go out in a country we dont belong in and fight for my life and for oil.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jack
Birthday: 4th november 1985
Birthplace: oxford JR hospital
Current Location: ubique (latin for everywhere)
Eye Color: greeny/blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: i use both hands baby yeah! but mainly the left
Your Heritage: norman 1066 were fucked the saxons ova long live france
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike air max in black oooooooh so suave
Your Weakness: i have none i am a machine animal
Your Fears: getting a curtain rod down the japs eye oooh nasty!
Your Perfect Pizza: MEATFEAST
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to cum back from iraq in one piece and pref not in a coffin
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: N/A
Thoughts First Waking Up: IVE FUCKED A FATTY AGAIN OW NO!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: shoulders and bum and arms and chest and MR pinky
Your Bedtime: when eva i want
Your Most Missed Memory: me and my mates and our camp when was a nipper
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi obveously the gentlemens choice
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc donalds
Single or Group Dates: single group dates are fucked up
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what the fuck!gayer question
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc every time
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: alot
Do you Sing: only when pissec or in the car
Do you Shower Daily: sumtimes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i hate smarmy arse students but sum are ok so yeah GO STAFFS NETBALL TEAM woo woo
Do you want to get Married: yes sum day when im out the army
Do you belive in yourself: fucking rite i do doggy
Do you get Motion Sickness: sea sick
Do you think you are Attractive: im not attractive im a fucking prince
Are you a Health Freak: i take the best from both worlds extreme alcohol abuse and hardcore fitness
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad yes altho im gettin him stuffed when he dies
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: im pretty good at the arse trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: shit loads
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes with kt
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck no horrible yank shit
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no horrible jap shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: ive done abit of pole dancin
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath i have ow how naughty
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: constantly since the age of 3
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: once or twice but the fletch fucker normal cums out on top
Ever Shoplifted: when i was 8 i stole a penny sweet
How do you want to Die: not really to bothered if its my time then shit bust
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be a soldier ow shit i already am
What country would you most like to Visit: galapagus
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown/green/blue/milky/none
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long hair
Height: smaller than me lanky birds freak me out
Weight: less than a small house
Best Clothing Style: what eva
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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adopt your own virtual pet! I like llamas mwahh mwahhh mamsex and lots of im also a semi pro alcoholic.i also enjoy my job which is a lance corporal in the royal engineers i enjoy boxing and im in my regimental boxing team light heavyweight,weight training and general fitness training i also love firing big guns!.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet mike tyson and chuck liddell and other great fighters of there calbre and some day im guna be the best and unstoppable id like to meet mi id also very much like to meet girls aloud fuck yeh..

Music:

anyting if i like the sound of it ill listen to itobject width="425" height="350"

Movies:

porn esp cocks and throbbers, bare back mountain and fletch the impaler ie my home movies!

Television:

tellies normally shit esp bastarding home and away where all the actors if you can call them that should be rounded up and gased!but i do like me comedy like bottom and stuff.

Books:

dont tend to read to much but if i do its fact based books and martial arts books

Heroes:

burnt faceman hes top p.s kt who is also on my space is a traitor and also a transgender pig real name marlon .. width="425" height="350" ....