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The Stumps

About Me

Remember the Stumps? When they invaded our homes? They came through our door, dragging roots behind them, dragging arms behind them. The Stumps. They did.Also, remember Superman? He was also a very neat guy.I remember the Stumps as being stupid, but also good at scrabble. One of them had three eyes. Another had twenty legs. The last had five thousand fingers. These boys, these gods of lasers.Every night, after dinner the Stumps would come into the living room and they would throw vases at me, and sometimes sing sea-chanties and country songs.I remember the Stumps as loving pizza. Or pistachios. Or peanuts. Or peanut pizza.I remember moss.I remember the Stumps as sneezing a hell of a lot.May we always remember the Stumps!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 18/04/2005
Band Members: Wyatt. Dylan. Gerard.
Influences: Bats.
Sounds Like: What do the Stumps sound like? God. If you hate the Stumps, you hate God.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The Fulfillment of Weston's Wishes (or Discount Coffins: The Lyrics)

Let me say one thing first: a man, a plan, a canal, panama. Now. A Weston person has recently said to the Stump people that a certain song person is his favorite but he can't understand the lyrics...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:09:00 GMT

Get a Stump's Album

People! Do you like haphazardly arranged noise?  Do you like your feet to go tap-tap-tap-boom?  If you had been Adam, would you have eaten that awful, awful fruit or would you have doomed th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:18:00 GMT

VOTE FOR OR AGAINST CHURCH SONG

Do you like this song? Yes. Tell us. Should we put it on our album or is it too rough? Should we put in more practice time? Do we suck?
Posted by on Tue, 17 May 2005 18:23:00 GMT

Hello

Hello. We Are the Stumps. This is our new site. Hurrah. Hooray. Now everyone can bask in the glory that is our light. Do you have questions? Yes? Well, don't be shy. Ask. Thank you, sir. ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:29:00 GMT