Gemini (May 21 - June 21)Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.
If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.Hmm you wanna know about me huh?
I'm Italian, 5'3, about 100 lbs. As far as my looks go, just go check out my pics, although they are somewhat out of date, I still look basically the same. Personality wise, I am VERY sarcastic, and LOVE sarcastic guys. I am usually a very laid back, mellow person & it takes alot to really piss me off but BE WARNED!!! I am a Gemini so I have a tendency to switch personalities quite frequently, and without explanation. I'm also a pretty perceptive person, and pretty damn accurate when it comes to reading peoples intentions and motives. I tend to be a very loud, hyper person but if I am around a person I dont trust for whatever reason, I tend to clam up and isolate myself from the rest of the group. Privacy is very important to me and even though I am great at getting other people to open up to me, I feel incredibly vulnerable if others know my true thoughts & feelings. I keep people at arms length for the most part & have, on more the one occasion, been accused of being emotionless. The way I see things though, every sign of weakness or vulnerability that you display will eventually be used againist you, and usually by the people you hold closest and trust the most, so I try not to give people any more ammunition to use against me. That might come off as incredibly paranoid & depressing, but its been very true thus far. Nothing in this world is black and white, there are always levels...and I apply that to everything in my life. No person is 100% good or 100% evil, 100% straight or 100% gay, and no person is 100% loyal to anyone except themselves. But theres always atleast one person in your life that cares more for you then they do themselves, but you'll never know it unless you let that person in....
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The Liberal Beauty
You scored 90 looks, 83 personality, 34 politics, and 84 sex drive!
You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and youre highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.
