I'd like to meet:
NOTICE FROM THE MANAGEMENT:
If you're in a band and I've never met or talked to any of your members before, don't try to friend me from your band's page.If you're a friendslut who just adds everyone in sight for the sheer thrill of having a bazillion MySpace friends, don't try to friend me.If you've decided that MySpace-based spam for porno or mail-order brides is your ticket to fame and fortune and you friend everybody with a Y chromosome "just in case", don't try to friend me.
In short -- and I know this is hard to imagine --
if you're not interested in me as a person, but in what I can do for you, don't try to friend me.
I realize that some people think these things are the whole point of MySpace, and I don't begrudge you any success you might attain (except for spammers; you guys can ES&D), but I find that shit seriously cheesy. If I want to know more about your band, your porno, your stable of desperate & abused Central European girls, or your fabulous opinion of yourself, I'll come looking, OK? Thanks.
To actual human beings who think I'm cool and might want to get to know me better -- I'm really not as big a jackass as you might be thinking after reading that. :)
Check out my blog if you want. I don't hang out here much.
