profile picture

13737535

About Me

Hey all...&nbsp I recently moved back to Northeast PA after moving to Denver, CO from Northeast PA (did you follow that?).&nbsp Don't ask why.&nbsp I'm apparently retarded.&nbsp I loved most of Denver, but was missing home, and my friends, and a decent music scene.&nbsp Some great musicians live in Denver, but apparently the high altitude/low oxygen thing convinces them that paying to play for like 40 minutes in front of 8 people (including the bandmember's chicks) is the hip thing to do!&nbsp Now that I'm back in Armpitville, PA I'm planning to do my Ph.D. here.&nbsp Yes, apparently they give those things out to fat alchys if you pay the school enough cheddar.&nbsp About my whole school thang... I have my M.S. from Marywood University in Counseling.&nbsp I also went to Wilkes where I convinced them to give me Bachelor's Degrees in Psychology and Sociology.&nbsp Before moving (twice), I was a Substance Abuse Therapist, which caused many to giggle incessantly (at my expense).&nbsp Prior to that I was a Family Therapist for about six years (more giggling... Goddamn pricks!).&nbspAs of now, I'm an unemployed bass player.&nbsp Some bands I've played with worth mentioning (out of more than a few that are certainly NOT worth mentioning) are Simon Sez, Crush, and most recently UUU.&nbsp I left UUU because of the move to CO.&nbsp Again, the scene in Denver was surprisingly horrible, which is why I was an unemployed bass player for the past year!.
. . ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Karl Malone, Jerome Bettis, Hines Ward, Geddy Lee, Victor Wooten, Billy Sheehan, Stu Hamm, Chris Squire, Jeff Berlin, Les Claypool, Stefan Lessard, and Jasmine St. Claire, porn goddess!!!. . . . . Random crap about me:
Name: Eric
Birfday: Back in the day
Birfplace: Scranton, PA
Current Location: Goddamn Carbondale, PA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2"
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Your Heritage: Mutt
Shoes I Wore Today: None so far.
My Weakness: My abnormally large penis
My Fears: Dying poor
My perfect Pizza: Alfredo's!
Goal I wanna achieve this year: Hopefully buy a house...
Most overused phrase on IM: Not sure
First Thought Waking Up: What day is it?
My Best Physical Feature: My rock hard abs&nbsp&nbsp :)
My Bedtime: Whenever my narcoleptic ass crashes
My Most Missed Memory: I have a few
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke... With Captain
McDonald's or Burger King: Neither, thanks
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Coffee or Cappuccino: Cappuccino
Do I smoke: Nope
Do I Drink: Sweet baby jesus yes
Do I Swear: Only during church
Have I Ever Been in Luv: Yeah
Have I gone to College: A few times. Next stop: Ph.D.
Do I Wanna Get Married: Just so I can get divorced? No thanks!
Do I Get Motion Sickness: When I read in the car
Do I Think I'm Attractive: Average I guess
Am I a Health Freak: Good intentions, but hell no
Do I Get Along with my Parents: For the most part, yeah
Do I Like Thunderstorms: Not especially
Do I Play an Instrument: Poorly, sure
If so, Which One: Bass, drums, some guitar
In the Past Month, Have I Drank Alcohol: That should read "in the past 24 hours..."
In the Past Month, Have I Smoked: Nope
In the Past Month, Have I Done Drugs: Nope

In the Past Month, Have I Gone on a Date:

Nope
In the Past Month, Have I Gone to the Mall: Uh-huh
In the Past Month, Have I Eaten Sushi: I'm overdue
In the Past Month, Have I Been on Stage: Nope
In the Past Month, Have I Been Dumped: Nope
In the Past Month, Have I Gone Skinny-Dipping: I have, actually. Although with me, it ain't "skinny" dipping!
In the Past Month, Have I Stolen Anything: Nope

Number of Drugs I Have Taken: 79
Number of CD's I Own: Let me go count...
Number of Piercings: None anymore
Number of Tattoos: None
Ever Been Drunk: Are you kidding???
Ever Been Called a Tease: Yeah
Ever Been Beaten Up: I haven't even been in a fight in years
Ever Shoplifted: Not that I remember
How Do I Wanna Die: Painlessly, and during oral sex!
What do I Wanna be When I Grow Up: Grown up
What Country Would I Most like to Visit: Eh. I'm indifferent
Number of Things in my past I Regret:

There are a few...

My Blog

School is finally OVER!

Well, I FINALLY finished the last of my degree requirements on 4/26/08!  Two and a half years in the making, and a totally crappy last semester of full-time (unpaid) internship and full-time pove...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:00:00 GMT

What a shitty Christmas..

August 25th.  Christmas in August at Tinks.  UUU was there again for this gala festive event.  This year started off to be a great night.  Good crowd, high degree of inebriation, g...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:06:00 GMT

SCHOLARSHIP!

Much to my HUGE surprise a few days ago, I got a letter from Marywood University informing me that I scored an academic scholarship for the 2007-2008 year.  What an awesome gift.  Haha. ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:17:00 GMT

What goes around comes around..

Well, you read the title.  As some of you may know I was laid-off several months ago.  For those that don't know, "laid-off" means that your position has been eradicated due to restructuring, etc.  Be...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 16:25:00 GMT

New toy is here!!

Well, my new Conklin came today. Woo-hoo!!!  It is a completely custom, hand-made bass made in Springfield, MI by Bill Conklin.  It is, very literally, one-of-a-kind.The body core is Swamp A...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:35:00 GMT

Ode to a dead deer

So....I played a wedding at the Skytop Lodge last night.  The Skytop Lodge is just SICK.  It's this huge-ass, gorgeous resort that's just amazing.  Well, the wedding crowd was not a typ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:27:00 GMT