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Lacey

Thank You Captain Obvious!

About Me

Finally, I am so happy with my life and myself. I have so much hope for the events to come, and am thankful for the memories along the way. I am an evolution. I am a one time in history soul. I am.
I have recently discovered that I have a gift for giving people hope and optimism when they have none, no matter what my own mood is. I hope I'm able to change the world in big or small ways. There's no such thing as giving too much to those who need it the most, and I am everybody's cheerleader. I have been described as being the "loudest, most cheerful, and happiest person in existence," and I promise you will never meet anybody who can pack such volume into such a small body.
I also believe I'm a crazy, random, amazing person. I will brighten your day, guaranteed. I fit the youngest child description to a tee; I'm used to everyone in existence watching out for me, but always hope to one day accomplish great things in this world on my own. I often refer to myself in third person. Not only that, but I call myself "The Lacey." I always try to present myself in a classy, polite, politically correct, and ladylike way, and by doing that I'm proud of the things I've accomplished in my life, and I'm proud of the strong morals I've been able to keep for myself. My name, Lacey, means "Cheerful" and I think that pretty much sums it all up. Of all ironies though, my middle name means "bitter," so try to figure that one out.

My Interests

Alphabetizing things, beanie caps, being absolutely insane, being loud, being (sarcastically and not-so sarcastically) vain, big words, bright colors, concerts, conspiracy theories, criminal justice studies and things, eating my dinner in closets during tornado warnings, the fact that I'm always smiling, Freudian slips, getting dolled up, hanging out with friends, history, intelligent conversations, laughing, learning, lovely music, medical stuff, mirrors, movies, not being a skank, pictures, planning big things for the future, preventing forest fires, professional photoshoots, psychology, religious studies, reminiscing about the '90s, roadtrips, saying no to drugs, seeing how blonde I can get my hair before it completely falls out (mission accomplished), shopping (responsibly), singing, skylines, sleeping, the South, staying on my feet, taking a bite out of crime with Scruff McGruff, wearing the pants in relationships

I'd like to meet:

I really only like to add people I know, or know of. I don't mind to send a FEW messages back and forth to you, but don't embarrass yourself by being a creepy 55 year old pervert, wanting to become my friend. (I'd like to give a big shout out to the 37 year old man with a display picture looking up some girl's skirt, that really did try to add me.)

Music:

Aerosmith, Alanis Morrisette, Amy Winehouse, Augustana, Averi, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds (plus his Five), Blessid Union of Souls, Bon Jovi, Brian Wilson, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Damiren Rice, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, The Eagles, Earth Wind and Fire, Edwin McCain, Elton John, Fiona Apple, Five For Fighting, Foo Fighters, The Fray, Frou Frou, The Goo Goo Dolls, Hellogoodbye, Imogen Heap, Ingram Hill, Jack Johnson, Jamiroquai, John Mayer, Joss Stone, Keane, Lifehouse, Madonna, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Michael Jackson (The performer, not the pedophile), Mika, Muse, Neutral Milk Hotel, No Doubt, Norah Jones, OneRepublic, Our Lady Peace, Paul Simon, Phish, The Police, Prince, Queen, Regina Spektor, Rob Thomas, Rufus Wainwright, Sara Bareilles, Sarah McLachlan, Sheryl Crow, Simon and Garfunkel, Sister Hazel, Stevie Wonder, Sublime, This Rocket House, Three Doors Down, Tonic, Train, U2, Vanessa Carlton, Vertical Horizon

There's a lot more, but that'll hold you over for now. I like a lot of one-hit wonders that I didn't feel like listing, and I also really miss music from the late 1990's poprock era; so if I listed all of those bands, it would go on for awhile. I'm always attached to my iPhone/iPod, and I don't bother with the radio. I also like songs that have disco claps in them...seriously.

Movies:

The 40 Year Old Virgin, 50 First Dates, Ace Ventura (both of them), The Addams Family (both of them), American Beauty, American Pie, Apollo 13, Austin Powers (All 3), Boogie Nights, Borat, Cast Away, A Christmas Story, Click, Coneheads, Cool Runnings, Corrina Corrina, Coyote Ugly, Cry Baby, Death Becomes Her, The Devil Wears Prada, Dirty Dancing, Donnie Darko, Dumb and Dumber, Father of the Bride Part II, Fight Club, Final Destination, Finding Nemo, Forrest Gump, Grease, The Grinch, Home Alone, House of Sand and Fog, I Am Sam, John Q, Joy Ride, Just Married, Lars and the Real Girl, The Last Kiss, A League of Their Own, Little Miss Sunshine, Mermaids, Monsters Inc., Mrs. Doubtfire, My Girl (Both), National Lampoons Vegas Vacation, Nine Months, Now and Then, The Other Sister, Over the Hedge, Panic Room, The Pursuit of Happyness, Pleasantville, Prozac Nation, Requiem For a Dream, Riding in Cars With Boys, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Sixteen Candles, Spiderman, The Story of Us, Swimfan, That Thing You Do!, There's Something About Mary, Thirteen, Tommy Boy, Twister

Television:

Boy Meets World, Bridezillas, TRU TV (AKA Court TV), CSI Series, Daria, Discovery Channel, Discovery Health Channel, Doctor G: Medical Examiner, Doug, Family Guy, The History Channel, House, I Love Lucy, Intervention, Law and Order Series, Mad About You, Malcolm in the Middle, MSNBC, The National Geographic Channel, Ninja Warrior, Nip/Tuck, Project Runway, Rocko's Modern Life, Roseanne, Spongebob Squarepants, TLC, That 70's Show, Top Chef, Untold Stories of the ER, Whose Wedding Is it Anyway?, The Wonder Years

Heroes:

I happen to think my brother, Dalton is pretty special. He's not my hero, but he's my special little pal. We'd be exactly alike if it wasn't for the fact that he doesn't sport a vagina (although he is the biggest pussy you'll ever meet. Ha!)

My Blog

The funny things have moved to Myspace! (2007 edition) [*Updated:* June 5th, '07]

This thing was originally on my website (which I got rid of), but I missed this section, so I decided to move it over here.  This has been going on since February of 2003--it started my freshman ...
Posted by Lacey on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

The funny things have moved to Myspace! (2005/2006 cont.)

This thing was originally on my website (which I got rid of), but I missed this section, so I decided to move it over here.  This has been going on since February of 2003--it started my freshman ...
Posted by Lacey on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

The funny things have moved to Myspace! (2005 edition)

This thing was originally on my website (which I stopped updating), but I missed this section, so I decided to move it over here.  This has been going on since February of 2003--it started my fre...
Posted by Lacey on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

The funny things have moved to Myspace! (2003/2004 edition)

This thing was originally on my website (which I stopped updating), but I missed this section, so I decided to move it over here.  This has been going on since February of 2003--it started my fre...
Posted by Lacey on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:37:00 PST

I should be a doctor...a doctor of common sense, that is.

EmperorMcOwnage: I have this bump on my neck, and I hope it's not cancer.LACEfishnets: I think it's an alien spawn about to burst out and take over the worldEmperorMcOwnage: It could be, because it hu...
Posted by Lacey on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST

Dalton wants me to say, "no" to scrotum...

Subject:  SKANK! I love you. I'm just at Michelle's and I noticed you were online. See ya, my dear friend of music. Don't eat balls, Dalton...
Posted by Lacey on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 07:39:00 PST