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Welcome To Moi Islands!
Yeah Mon!

Life is not a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out
and loudly proclaiming….
WOW!!
What a Ride!!! " (Author unknown)
Things You May Need to Know About Moi: HMMM!
I can go from shorts and a tee shirt to a tux in 38 minutes flat.
I can make a dinner in 5 minutes or 3 hours, depending who is coming to dine with us.
I can ask/take directions when you aren’t looking.
I drive well enough that you can sleep with one eye open at will.
I will never tell you, your butt looks big in that outfit (even if you ask).
While I am cooking on the BBQ, I will pretend I need something in the kitchen (with you cooking on the stove) just to give you a kiss on the back of you neck and a short slow dance (don't want to burn anything) w/without music.
I can separate laundry, what goes to the cleaners and what goes to the laundry room.
I can single handedly mend a broken heart or bent feelers with few words.
I know it is VERY important to let you have the last word.
I make a killer spinach quiche (but you can’t tell anyone I helped you eat it, real men are not supposed to eat quiche, remember).
I am retro not metro-sexual.
I promise to do my best not to let you see me choke in a girly flick (like “Pay it Forward”).
I can't have anymore children, but will whole heartedly welcome, respect and embrass yours as mine.
I can hold a conversation quite well and I do want to know how your day went, but I don’t do idle chitchat.
Communication with you is key; I am not proficient at telepathy.
I do know when to keep my mouth shut (from a few years of on-the-job training and a crash course in body language 101).
I am a kid at heart, are you? We have to be able to laugh at ourselves.
WE WILL ROCK, WHILE OTHERS ONLY DREAM THEY COULD!