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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dawn
Birthday: July 9th
Birthplace: The bloody bowels of Hell
Current Location: Shitville
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: I can’t even remember where I was yesterday, and you’re asking me about my ancestors?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes? I didn't even put on PANTS today
Your Weakness: I AM weakness by definition
Your Fears: Reality and The Burger King dude with the huge head
Your Perfect Pizza: One not made by me
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Clean my toilet
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Why does everyone log off everytime I log on?
Thoughts First Waking Up: SHIT! It's noon already?
Your Best Physical Feature: My pee looks like I’ve been eating yellow highlighters. It’s so intriguing I often stare at it for hours
Your Bedtime: Whatever time I finish eradicating hordes of zombies, Gannon, Bowser or those unworthy of Soul Calibur.
Your Most Missed Memory: When I was three or four years old I was with my teenage sisters at the grocery store & I ran down the isles screaming, "WHERE'S THE MAXI PADS?? WHERE'S THE MAXI PADS??"
Pepsi or Coke: Coke is way cooler because it can desolve a nail. HARDCORE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I have nightmares about Ronald McDonald & the Burger King dude raping the Wendy's girl. I'm gonna go with Subway. Jarred never hurt anybody.
Single or Group Dates: I don't like orgies. POPCORN!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton is best when having tea & strumpets.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Can't we all just get along?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks is a self important whore.
Do you Smoke: NO! I hate tobacco and I don't need pot. I already do nothing, think everything is funny and eat a lot.
Do you Swear: SHIT YEAH!!
Do you Sing: Yep! I LOVE to sing but I only do it when alone. I really feel bad when I make people's ears bleed.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. By court order.
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was for many years. Turned out to be gas.
Do you want to go to College: I wouldn't even go to school most of the time when it was free
Do you want to get Married: I DID get married because I thought I wanted to. Turned out to be gas.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not even totally convinced that I exist at all. So, NO!
Do you get Motion Sickness: I've never moved enough to find out.
Do you think you are Attractive: HA! NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
Are you a Health Freak: HA! NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
Do you get along with your Parents: My Mom says I pick on her to much, but it just seems like a lot because I have to repeat myself 4 or 5 times before she hears me! (Just kidding- LOVE YOU MOM!)
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep. I stand in my yard holding a metal rod at the sky & scream, "BRING IT ON!".
Do you play an Instrument: I'm fluent in cowbell, air guitar, tamborine & I can sing into my PS2 controller like a microphone & totally make it my bitch!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm half looped RIGHT NOW
In the past month have you Smoked: Firestarter Sausages LMAO! No to the question below
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No but I've done a little stalking
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes & it was horrifying.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: My heart belongs to Chips Ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I prefer raw chicken
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my head
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. But I have taken a few.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO! There's enough suffering in the world.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but I asked for extra ketchup packets at the drive thru when I had plenty. It's a dark spot on my soul.
Ever been Drunk: Again-Looped right now.
Ever been called a Tease: Only that time I threatened to commit suicide.
Ever been Beaten up: Only in Soul Calibur & Tekken.
Ever Shoplifted: A pack of gum when I was 5. Not exactly worth going to Hell for. Good thing I've done plenty of other things to get me there!
How do you want to Die: I want to be pranked to death with a tire iron.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm 30 and it hasn't happened yet. Don't think it's happenin'!
What country would you most like to Visit: I've never even been to Earth. How would I know?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Purple
Favourite Hair Color: Purple
Short or Long Hair: Pompador
Height: Midget
Weight: Shut in
Best Clothing Style: T shirt that says "Moustache rides 5 cents" and a pair of ass-less chaps.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I rock out on Benadryl and Claritin D
Number of CDs I own: About 200. Only about 20 of them are good though.
Number of Piercings: On purpose, just my ears. On accident, 100's.
Number of Tattoos: None. Thinking about getting a tramp stamp that says "Wide Load"
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999...and so on.
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The eSPIN Personality Test
MY RESULT: Space Cadet
Just like an astronaut, you're way out in outer space. Well, in your case, just your brain is.
Which is okay, to some degree. You're a creative thinker, and you're definitely an original. No cookie-cutter personality for you. The downside, though, is that sometimes you miss out on important stuff that all the earthlings are tuned in to. It's not the worst thing in the world. but it can make you feel kind of lonely.
Stay your fantastic, out-of-this-world self, but don't be afraid to come back down to Earth every once in a while. Even if it's just to, like, fill up on supplies for your rocket ship.
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