She Taste Like U Only Sweeter! Alex Mc

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Memories...and then some!
THE BASICS
Your First Name: cole
Nickname your family gave you: ass hole ;)
Nickname your friends gave you: hoss
Age: 18
Place of Birth: USA
Occupation: fishin
Goal in Life: be a vet
Hobbies: bluegrass
Fears: dieing alone
Pet Peeves: ugly people
Greatest Influences: sam bush
Best Life Accomplishment: learning the mandolin
Biggest mistake made: asking if some one was pregnant, they were just fat
Favorite Person (Only Pick One): everyone
Favorites (ONLY ONE)
Elementary School Memory: kickin the SH*T out of the teacher's shin
Junior High School Memory: kickin the SH*T out of a kid i didnt like
High School Memory: same here
Aunt...and why: sandra, only one i got
Uncle...and why: jimmy, greatest man in the world... next to dad
Passtime: bluegrass
TV Show: lost
Movie: i got a lot of them
Actor: johnny depp
Actress: kirra knightly
Band: bluegrass album band
Singer: tony rice
Song: wheel hoss
Website: i hate em all
HAVE YOU EVER...(EXPLAIN)
Gone outside Canada?: nope
Lied to your parents?: of curse
Been in a bad car accident?: yeah
Faked an illness?: duh
Stolen anything?: never
Slept Naked?: all the time baby
Backstabbed someone?: no
Rode a motocycle?: i own a chopper
Skinny dipped?: all the time baby
Slept outside without a tent?: regretably
Fell upstairs?: im not at liberty to disclose that information
Got caught having sex?: no, im just too sneaky
Wished you were somewhere else?: yeah
Wanted to die?: once...
BEST MEMORY ABOUT
Mother: all of them
Father: all of them, and goin fishin
Brother/Sister: when i super glued a G.I. Joe to his forehead while he was sleeping, true story
Best Friend (MALE): playin bluegrass with him
Best Friend (FEMALE): theres alot
Grandmother: when i kickeded her in the nuts
Grandfather: when he died, cause thats when grandma said "it's the first time he's been stiff in years"
A Police Officer: when i asked if i could hold his gun
An Ambulance Ride: oh god, the time i got the mexican jumping bean stuck in my ear
A Fire Truck: there too damn loud
Sunday School/Church: when i bur.... whoops, that almost sliped
Sporting Event: when i knocked a cheerleader off a pyrmid with a coke bottle
A Holiday: its not a holiday unless someone gets pissed off
A Wedding: the crashing
THIS OR THAT:
Small House Party or Huge Outside Party: huge outside baby
Clubs or Bars: clubs
Pubs or Fast Food: pubs
Theatre Movies or Rental Movies: theatre
Antique Cars or Sports Cars: sports
Big House or Small House: big
Fairy Tale Wedding or Simple Wedding: depends on what my girlfriend wants
Flats or Heels: pumps
Soccor or Football: soccer
Ball Hockey or Ice Hockey: ice
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: niether
Brown Bread or White Bread: white
Mozza Cheese or Chedder Cheese: chedder
Soft Rock or Hard Rock: bluegrass
Country or Blues: bluegrass
Alternative or Metal: bluegrass
Punk or Emo: f*ck emo..... bluegrass
That 70's Show or CSI: CSI
Horror or Comedy: i love things that scare the SH*T out of me
Being Cold or Being Hot: hott baby
Stoned or Drunk: drunk, never been stoned and dont want to be
Baked or Fried: only if were talkin about chicken
Meat or Veggies: meat, im also a "vAgitarian"
Airplane or Boat: Boat
Flowers or Chocolates: both
Yogurt or Pudding: yogurt
Rice or Noodles: noodles
Doing Dishes or Doing Laundry: f 'em both
Travel or Explore: both
EXTRAS: (ONE ONLY)
What's the sickest you've ever been?: when my appendix burst
What's your worst habit?: cusing
Which friend did you recently have a falling out with?: ryan
What can you just not do?: eat mayo
Who do you trust the most?: steph
Who do you trust the least?: ryan
Who would you take with you to a deserted island?: steph
Worst thing you've ever done to a family member?: super glue a G.I. Joe to my brothers forehead
THE NOT SO PRETTY SIDE
Have you ever been sexually assaulted?: only by hillary clinton, AND I LIKED IT
Have you ever been abused?: nope
Have you ever gotten lost?: lost? how?
Have you ever gone without food on purpose?: yeah
Has been through way too much?: yeah
VIEWS
What's your view ..ion?: If your a woman, then its the woman's decison, and if shes not ready for the responsbility to raise a child, than she should just have an abortion but take great heed
What's your view on adoption?: same as abortion
What's your view on Immigration?: godd*mn cats
What's your view on homosexuality?: i like girls lots of them
What's your view on War?: alls fare in love and war
What's your view on Child Porn?: what the hell kinda question is that, it's wrong
What's your view on Dog Banning?: oh god i would never do that, i'd lose my voice
What's your view on Gun Control?: ray guns dont kill galganoids, galganoids kill galganoids
What's your view on Child Labor?: you cant trust a three year old to mak a good stich
What's your view on Stay at homes moms?: hell no,.... unless thay won the lottery
What's your view on the Death Penelty?: let 'em burn
What's your view on the Young Offenders Act?: LET 'EM BURN
What's your view on Euthenasia?: screw little asian kids
What's your view on Organized Religion?: f*ck tom cruse
DEEP QUESTIONS and what would you do?
If you found out your best friend slept with your boyfriend/girlfriend: commit suicide
If you found out someone was beating their kid(s): help
Someone broke into your home and you caught them: it's not atempted murder if you shoot 'em below the waste
If you won $5: buy a burger
If you won $500: buy two burgers
If you won $50 Million Dollars: buy three burg... HOLY SH*T 50 MILLION DOLLARS
Your on a plane, it's going to crash, you can call one person...who is it?: parents
Your on a deserted island, you have 3 things, what are they?: steph, every thing i need, and no cloths for steph lol
Your house is burning down...you can save 2 things...what are they?: parents, cause i know my brother can fin for himself
You win a trip for 2 to Florida: Disney Land...you take who?: steph
Where's your quiet spot to go when you are upset?: bluegrass
Would you rather burn alive or drowned.: oh, there both so great
How do you want to be remembered when you die?: as a good friend, boyfriend, and son
Is there anything you'd like to change about yourself? What is it?: i wish to god my spine was straight.
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Music:

bluegrass... :O and nothing else, this is one of my favorite songs 'Wheel Hoss' .. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

this is foggy mountain breakdown .. width="425" height="350" ....

Heroes:

tony rice, sam bush, bryan sutton, tony jones, and everyone else in bluegrass
TIME STARTED: what the F*ck does this mater?
FULL NAME: i'm not given my name to some machine
BIRTHDAY: who wants to know?
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?: dieing alone
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN: my girlfriend
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: dont have any, i'm a man d*mn it
YOUR FUTURE KIDS' NAMES: Cole and Lyric
SIBLINGS: regretably yes
YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? god yes
...........................FAVOURITE........................ ...................
DINNER: felit mignon, or how ever you spell it
VEGETABLE: Blek!?!
FASTFOOD: Squirrels are fast as sh*t
MEAT: Squirrel
CANDY: Squirrel balls
BEVERAGE: you know im gonna say Squirrel
MOVIE: rat race, they should have bought a Squirrel
PLACE TO VISIT: my chicks vag
JEWELLERY: Squirrel teeth
SPORT: criket.....what?
NUMBER: 1
ANIMAL: Squirrels
BRAND OF SHOES: SquirrelS
PERFUME/COLOGNE: essence of Squirrel.... or curve, which evers close
SUBJECT:
..........................HAVE YOU............................................
LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? yes once
RAN AWAY FROM HOME?: hell no
BROKEN A BONE? in my fist when i punched a kid in the face
SKINNY-DIPPED?: hell yes
PLAYED STRIP POKER?: good thing girls "suck" when i "pokeher"
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE?: duh
FLASHED SOMEONE?: all the time
MOONED SOMEONE?: god no, what do you take me for?
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT?: of couse
RODE IN A POLICE CAR?: yes
BEEN ON A PLANE?: no
COME CLOSE TO DYING?: all the time, no bull
SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST MATE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? no
BEEN IN A SAUNA?: yes
...............WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT........................
ABORTION?: If your a woman, then its the woman's decison, and if shes not ready for the responsbility to raise a child, than she should just have an abortion but take great heed, if your responsible enough to have sex, your responsible enough to suffer the consequences.
COUNTRY MUSIC?: bluegrass is better
CLASSICAL MUSIC?: same as country
AEROPLANES?: if you were ment to fly, you would have been given wings.
.........................WHAT IS................................................
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM?: my ring
WORST SONG U EVER HEARD?: anything that wes sings, j/k
YOUR BEDROOM LIKE?: blood red walls with chinese theme
YOUR SECRET CRUSH?: well it wouldnt be a secret now would it?
YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS?: my mandolin
.......................ARE YOU A...............................................
VEGETARIAN?: hell no, just a vagitarian
GOOD STUDENT?: yes
GOOD AT SPORTS?: eh so-so
GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS?: hell yes
DEEPSLEEPER?: hell yes
..............HAVE YOU EVER HAD....................................
BLOODY NOSE?: hell no, im too quick for you
SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR FAMILY SAY THEY LOVE YOU?: yes, but i wish they would say it more...
SOMEONE PUNCH YOU?: eh, once or twice
.....................DO YOU.....................................................
LIKE PICNICS?: yeah
ENJOY SHOPPING?: hell no
GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET?: not no but HELL NO
GET ANYTHING PIERCED?: just my cock
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND, WHICH PERSON WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU? : wes debtor
YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE,WHAT 2 THINGS WOULD U COLLECT? : parents, cause my bro can take care of himself
IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU A SMALL PART IN A MOVIE WOULD YOU ACCEPT IT?: yeah
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?: hoss, guess why
TIME FINISHED: F*ck who ever wants to know
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