Darwin isn't as Evolved as I thought. DAMN GINA! |
Darwin here clearly disproves survival of the fittest...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecVE7u4DPes
See for yourself.
-Mr. Kitty
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:43:00 GMT |
BURN BABY BURN |
Rachael Ray....your time approaches.
We will gather. We will have sticks. We will have fire.
And we will BURN YOU AS A WITCH.
I HATCHA. I HATCHA. I HATCHA.
-Mr. Kitty
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:09:00 GMT |
The year of the PIG |
My friends, my children, my awesome fans.....
On February 17, the chinese zodiac enters a new time. It's the year of the Pig.
So I ordered pizza and hot wings.
Mr. Kitty
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 14:25:00 GMT |
Xmas |
Santa is gone. No playstation 3 as I requested and I think the fat man went through my things. I'm gonna claw his eyes out.
Watch out fat man. Mr. Kitty gonna shit all over your New...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:30:00 GMT |
The Low down on Lohan |
Look ladies and gents. Go to all the AA meetings you need to. I'll have my driver escort you in my Escalade. Be real. It wasn't just me drinking at the bar last week. I s...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:47:00 GMT |
A Toast to Ms. Richie |
I have recently "heard" that a friend of mine is under invesigation for DUI charges. Poor Lionel. Little Miss Richie took a drive while having a drink or seven, it seems. We were thr...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:49:00 GMT |
On the subject of photographed "kitties" |
I"ll admit. I was at Hyde in Hollywood when the pair of pantiless boobs, Paris and Britney, came in. Mr. Kitty is never one to bash a fellow socialite. However, I know some fabulous ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 22:00:00 GMT |
Don't be a pussy |
Today was quite the undertaking. I was committed to a severely social benefit. Sweating out last night's Gentleman's Jack was a chore enough, much less having to deal with Mr. Whiskers.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 18:55:00 GMT |
