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John

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About Me

I'm 28 years old. I have a wonderfully smokin hot wife. I snagged her up when we were both young, that's how I got a super wife so save the "how the fuck did you get her" questions. I actually brainwashed her. We have 2 boys, Jordan (from now on refered to as J Dogg) and Jason (J Money). They rock my world. If you ever get the chance to have kids then don't cause most kids aren't as kick ass as mine. That is all.

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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Ummm.... Your mom. (throwback)Seriously, Kevin Smith, Michael Jordan, Eminem, 2Pac (before he "died" I don't like dead things). I suppose I'd also like to meet Jesus that would be cool but not because I'm dead ,once again, I don't like dead things.

Music:

I like rap music, in no particular order, 2Pac, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Daz, Kurupt, Warren G, Nate Dogg, Eazy "Muthaphuckin" E, D12, BONE, AKON and Kanye West. I am a Jay Z hater although "The Black Album" was a fucking masterpiece.I also like some honky music like Kid Rock, Tenacious D, Guns n Roses, Justin Timberlake (yea I like Timberlake), The Beatles and other shit too.

Movies:

Well right now I'm on a bit of a Kevin Smith kick, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Clerks II. I also love Freddy Krueger flicks, cheesey? Yes but still hold a place in my heart. I also love Pump Up the Volume, American History X, Forrest Gump, Anchorman and 40 Year Old Virgin. Oh yeah and that one your mom is in.


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Television:

Dexter fucking rocks! I also like My Name is Earl, Weeds, WWE Raw, The Office,and some other stuff.

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Books:

I don't really read, I know how I just choose to spend my time playing mind numbing video games.

Heroes:

Never seen it, is it on NBC?