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Smoov C

My whole body is giving you the flip-off finger...

About Me


..
I enjoy skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid...
I'm an excellent driver; I'd rather someone hurt me than lie to me; I don't want to eat generic condiments; Dissatisfied with my looks; Hurty hearted; Artie Lange's soul mate; I have one puffy black cat; I don't eat meats; my teeth are fucked.
There's a really good chance I don't care about you.
And please don't bite me. I kind of don't like that.
I'm so not a bitch.
I've never been a bitch in my life.
"Why does comedy attract the most complicated and conflicted people?"
"I don't know. Maybe we need that love. Making people laugh is a gift. The sound is gold. Pain into comedy is what it's about and pain makes fucked-up people."
Richard Pryor ♥
"This is a show that passes judgement on it's audience..."
You're a Post-Punk. You know 70s punk was cool, but
it was mostly just a stepping stone for the
greater intellectualism of what would come
after. The 80s were amazing. You quite possibly
have huge hair, and may wear lots of black.
Snare drums need reverb. Lots and lots of
reverb.
You Know Yer Indie. Let's Sub-Categorize.
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♥?

My Interests

Trains, Artie Lange, Howard Stern, waterfinger, Heavy metal vomit parties, kicking ass and/or taking names, Holdin' hands, Pitchin' woo, Party arms, Avoiding drama, Fat chicks in party hats, Hiding out, TV/not thinking. Thinking? No. Thinking? No...

I'd like to meet:

People I already know and/or people in the know.

Artie Lange, Ira Hayes, Ponyboy, Marky Mark, Brian Fellows, of course, Moz blah, blah.

I do NOT want to meet anyone pouty, anyone who plays games, or any tattle-tailers.
Nor do I want to meet anyone who has a million interests b/c I'm pretty sure that means you're interested in making people think you're interesting.

NO MESSAGE = NO ADD


NO FAT CHICKS
except me

NO PRIVATE PROFILE ADDS
I don't like that so please just don't.

(and if you can't spell, please don't bother contacting me.)


Aw yeah..
I have rad friends.

TJ

Blaine Diamond.

Tiffa!

Sean Jordon

Sherman

Cheryl

Brittt!!

Lizbro

Faux

Jarred

Edward Applebee.

Erin Hodges Bar

C to the P

My mom.

Courtney = Boner

Euginia

View All of My Friends

Music:

Morrissey, The Smiths,The Weakerthans, The Magnetic Fields, Pinback, Billy Bragg, Death Cab, Some Girls, The Vaselines, Poison, At The Drive-In, Irritating, The Cure,Reagan Youth, The Trio, Def Leppard, The Smoking Popes, Saves The Day, Xo Skeletons, Drunk Injuns, Filth, Bright Eyes, Tiger Army, Fanny Pack, Sinatra, Skid Row, The Beautiful South, M.O.D., American Nightmare, Thursday, Rudi Peni, Braneded, The Cramps, David Allen Coe, Autumn of Terror, Conway Twitty, Bon Jovi, Hand of Krom, Johnny Cash, Doomsday Device, The Pist,Joy Division, Waylon Jennings, Lowlife, Jim Croce, Nick Drake, Suicidal Tendencies, Slayer, T-Rex, Deadbolt, Leonard Cohen, The White Stripes, The Velvet Underground.
All the other crap you'd expect me to like.

(Ever love something but hate the other people who love it?)

Movies:

A Bronx Tale, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Squid and The Whale, Thumbsucker, Life Aquatic, I

Television:

The O.C., The Sopranos, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, The Office, News Radio, Freaks and Geeks, Saved By the Bell, King of Queens, Arrested Development, Two days in bed watching Full House and Rosanne, Degrassi, Adult Swim, UCB, any reality show where females cry

Books:

Nothing Feels Good, Killing Yourself To Live, Morrissey In His own Words, Morrissey Shot, Johnny Got His Gun, Hopping Freight Trains In America, Fargo Rock City, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Outsiders, A Million Little Pieces (screw you, Oprah), Mr. Dog, The Redneck Manifesto, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Youth in Revolt, almost anything by Oscar Wilde, Phil McGraw's anything (good ol' doc McGraw)

Heroes:

Moz

Rocky Balboa

Sonny

Howards Stern

Julie Cooper

Duffy Littlejohn

My parents, circa 1978

...probably some other people, too.

MY DETAILS

Status: So Single
Here for: Friends and/or Frenching
Hometown: U-know
Body Type: Ripped
Ethnicity: Italian
Sign: Pisces
Smoke / Drink: Nope / Shouldn't
Sweetness Level: Extremely high
Education: Minimal
Occupation: Cougar
Income: Minimal

My Blog

If youve ever liked me, even a little bit

Sigh... OKAY!I've never pulled something this lame before but fuck it - I'm pullin' it.I'm sure most of you have not read my profile so I'll brief you.I absolutely love Artie Lange.Love him. He is my ...
Posted by Smoov C on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:53:00 PST

Riddle me this... (1 of 2)

I need your input on this. Please read. OK. SO.A guy I know put up all these pix up on Myspace which, I assume are sarcastic.(If they aren't we've got a whole new slew of issues to work out.)I, being ...
Posted by Smoov C on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:29:00 PST

Looong from JLE!

A - Available: Probably.A - Age: 43A - Annoyance: "idiots." - I gotta go with Jeanna on this one.B - Bestest Friend[s]: I don't gots besties. Sean Jordon?B - Birthday: February 25th.C - Crush: C - Car...
Posted by Smoov C on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

Wow, the Plane DID crash into the dump...

and then it caught head lice.borr-rring...
Posted by Smoov C on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:22:00 PST

Punch me

Last night I drank way too much.I blame Liz.It's her fault for getting me drunk.I was annoying. I'm preeetty sure I annoyed the crap out of my rad cute friend.I definately annoyed the crap out of me.I...
Posted by Smoov C on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:30:00 PST

Billion Question Survey.

My 105 Truths...1. real name - Chy2. like it - Sorta. I like that it makes me famous but at the same time, I hate that I can't get away with anything.3. single or taken - I'm single, Let's mingle4. zo...
Posted by Smoov C on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

Too many surveys. Dont bother.

I didn't realize what I was getting into with this crap 1. Where were you 1 hour ago?Layin around on my bed.2. Who will be your next kiss?You?3. Do you kiss a lot of people?As many as possible. Unfort...
Posted by Smoov C on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

HEY. Do this. (Stolen from Jarred.)

Ok, If you read this, you have to post a memory of me. Even if we rarely talk.It can be anything you want. Good, bad, or even totally embarrassing - just as long as it happened.... and won't get...
Posted by Smoov C on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:27:00 PST

Mother eff.

Ok, I just took this again, hoping I'd grown up some since the last one (like, a million blogs ago) and I think I'm actually worse somehow!How's that possible? I've turned over new leaves and shit.Stu...
Posted by Smoov C on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST

Happy Father's Day!

Go hug a dad!Rad dads!Mike German can punch through brick. Chy German can hug his back.(Just for Josh Love you guys!(Sorry if I forgot anyone.Also, sorry my dad got a bunch in there but he rules and i...
Posted by Smoov C on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:09:00 PST