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About Me

Karl King made his bones in the avenues of entertainment as a concert promoter. He has worked with several national acts, Notorious B.I.G, Bone thugs n harmony, Dru Hill and Lil Kim to name a few. Unfortunately in the wake of 9/11 with many acts afraid to fly commercial flights, and Karl unable to compete with huge promotion companies and local radio promotions Tilted to the Side promotions fell as a company and Karl King fell as a man. While looking for an ink pen and bullets in a drawer in his ghetto estate, ready to end it all, he felt he'd write a summary of his entire life. He noticed while writing of his troubles in his suicide note that his whole life had been one continuous joke, and suddenly the flame for comedic writing was ignited, and Switchplay TV became his beacon of hope. He started in what was the equivalent to the mail room and worked himself up to head writer. Now he has proudly tattooed on his burley ass "INK STINKS" but you can write with it!.. ..

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Lie down

I asked her never to lie. I guess she thought I meant down. Because you see the only time she is truthful is when she's not making a sound. Then to my amazement and surprise. When I took a closer look...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:38:00 GMT

While you were sleeping (Diamond Queen)

While you were sleeping I thought to myself...Would I care to be anywhere else.I answered myself, as you lie there dormant.Memory fresh in my head, of your performance.I replayed all of your acrobats....
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:24:00 GMT

King me!

Aint nothing really real when it comes to love. Even if you say you'd kill when it comes to love. You just in it for the thrill when it comes to love. You're simply tryin to close a deal when it comes...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:58:00 GMT

The Ball Street Journal

The Ball Street JournalYou know the economy is fucked up when dope won't sell.Humpty finally got his balance, but then the wall fell.Dow got a jones, but he can't get nothin.You gotta have cash, cuz a...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:40:00 GMT

Dead silence

It aint just a black thing because rainbows fall. This is just for my niggas, and not the rest of y'allz. I've seen my share of niggas get dropped. By niggas, friends, even brothers, and of course co...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Oh it T'was the night!

T'was da night before XMAS and we was up in the spot. Drankin 40's wit these shorty's...Damn there Bitches was hot. Then up on the roof we heard some clicks. So we went outside to investigate the shi...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:51:00 GMT

Distracted

We gaze, lover's stares, hopeful tidings. Engulfed by emotions... We fall, tumbling towards heavenly abyss. Effortless descent. All of her attentions focused on me, and mine focused on.... DISTRACTION...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:30:00 GMT

Hot Coco

How fickle fate. With tempered tongue,I beg thee wait, for the night is young. And Thou is fair I swear, with thee lucidity and light I'll share. No darkness shall fall. Not even shadows. You shall ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Full deck

A King can depend on a strong Queen. Now them's the facts Jack, cuz even yo Ace may put one in yo back. These joker's are wild, and playin for keeps. They're quick to pull ya hoe card when you deal in...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:09:00 GMT

This...

This is the shit that memories are made of.This is the very reason why we made love.This is the subtlety, that chivalrous puddle, B'.This is, that empty void that's filled when we cuddle B'This is the...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:21:00 GMT