EATING, SLEEPING, WORKING, STUDYING, SURFING, SNOWBOARDING, GOLFING, RIDING, MODDING. JUST KEEPING THE FLAVAH FRESH.
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TOP 18 THINGS I HATE ABOUT OTHER DRIVERS:
18. dont be cruising in front of me and then all of a sudden brake to turn into a street or something WITHOUT SIGNALING.
17. dont fuk up my right of way.
16. ricer fly-bys... oOoOhh... i just LOVE those... dumbshet
15. okay, dont go slow RIGHT NEXT to another car that is going slow, so that NO ONE CAN PASS ANYONE, and you form a moving car wall, blocking everyone behind you
14. oOOh how cool... someone is pulled over on the side of the freeway... THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN AND LOOK AT THEM!
13. if ive been waiting in line for a long ass time in traffic, waiting to merge onto another freeway, dont expect me to let you cut in front of me, CAUSE IM NOT GONNA LET YOU!... punks
12. so... if im chillin in my lane, DONT SWITCH IN FRONT OF ME
AND DRIVE ALL SLOW AND SHET
11. get off the damn phone when you drive... cause MOST people
who talk on the phone SUCK AT DRIVING when theyre on the phone.
10. if I get to the stop sign first, that means I GO FIRST, NOT
YOU!
9. stop chillin in my BLIND SPOT... theres a reason why its called
that
8. dont tailgate my ass you punk
7. lifted trucks who drive behind me and love to blind me. theyre cool and all.. but stop blinding me with wonderful headlights
6. bastards who come from behind me and cut in front of me, even
though im going fast enough... and im not even in the fast lane
5. if im driving in my lane, and youre in your lane going half
my speed, dont suddenly cut in front of me and make me brake all hard
4. so... because im signaling, youre gonna speed up so i cant
get in?
3. wtf, are you gonna let me merge or not?
2. if it says "right lane keep moving," then KEEP MOVING
dumbass
1. DONT EFFIN' DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE
% trust me. its not road rage, they just need to learn how to
drive
TOP 6 REASONS FOR NOT USING STRAWS:
6. nothing can get stuck in a straw (like boba or fruit) if youre not using a straw.
5. if youre drinking something like a smoothie, you dont have to try so hard to get the drink through the straw.
4. if you like ice, then you can easily eat the ice without having to open the lid, or you can even have ice at the same time as your drink.
3. you can get all the drink you want without having to try and move the straw around to try and get it.
2. you have the opportunity to gulp down if youre really thirsty without a straw.
1. most of the top part of the drink is colder than the bottom (which is where straws get their liquid), so when you drink from the cup, you almost always get colder drinks.
% seriously tho, i think drinking without straws is better. and more fun. dont you think youre getting jacked from your drinks by using straws? no one takes shots with straws, right?
aaron ochoco, hes so lovely at singing ;D haaaaaaahahha sukka
Music:
KANYE, NERD, LUPEFIASCO, JACKJOHNSON, MOSDEF, JAYZ, GREENDAY, WEEZER, FOOFIGHTERS, PHARCYDE, TRIBE CALLEDQUEST, TALIBKWELI, COMMON, SMASHINGPUMPKINS, HEIROGLYPHICS, DILATEDPEOPLE, JURASSIC5, JOHNLEGEND, OUTKAST, DEATHCAB, JIMMYEATWORLD, OASIS, POSTALSERVICE, 3RDEYEBLIND, MAGICMIC, KELLYCLARKSON, LEONA LEWIS, AND MICHELLE BRANCH.. HAHA
Movies:
SUPERBAD, OLD SCHOOL, ITALIAN JOB, DODGEBALL, ANCHORMAN, TRANSFORMERS, KNOCKED UP, HAROLD&KUMAR, ROUNDERS, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TRILOGY, BMW SHORT FILMS: THE HIRE, CRASH, WEDDING CRASHERS, FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, INSIDE MAN, THE LONGEST YARD, HAPPY GILMORE, V FOR VENDETTA, INSIDE MAN, LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN, OCEAN'S TRILOGY, REMEMBER THE TITANS, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU, MIGHTY DUCKS 1,2,3, BAD BOYS II, COACH CARTER, HITCH, MAN ON FIRE, INDEPENDENCE DAY, TEAM AMERICA, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Television:
DETROIT BASKETBALL, NFL SUNDAYS, HEROES, PRISON BREAK, REALWORLD/ROADRULES CHALLENGES, FAMILY GUY, ENTOURAGE, 24, CSI, LAS VEGAS, SCRUBS, THE OFFICE, OCCASSIONAL POKER, DAVE CHAPELLE, THAT 70'S SHOW, I LOVE THE 90'S, SIMPSONS, CONAN O'BRIEN, COMEDY CENTRAL, PUNK'D, FRESH PRINCE, LAGUNA BEACH, 8TH&OCEAN. OH, BY THE WAY, I HATE THE CARSON DALY SHOW.
Books:
"i dont read books real good" shut up. i love books. theyre a lotta words. funny. soop soop. organic chemistry. benzene ring. speakers. monitor. cell phone. letter. espn. crystal balls. feng shooey. sew-knee. sony. jack johnson. smack smonson. surfing. burping. fake burping. eyeballs. mole in my eye. i dont always have my mouth open in pictures. letter openers. leather chairs. parties i dont know about. especially ones in my own house. parties i do know about. hot weather. autumn. falling leaves. here comes the music. where is the moonlight. cd-r's. dvd+r. ipod. eye drops. wallet. obey. shoes. socks. non-existent suspension. heavy doors. doors hard to open. swirl marks. flavor. flavor in my food. thirty one flavors. one flavor. super flip flavor. dep all conditions. new balance. kickback. punchfront. beachfront. sandy weather. beachy sands. myspace. i dont like it but i have one. does that mean i like it. is it even dumber because i say i dont like it but i have one. maybe. spam. vienna sausage. spaghetti. egg sanwiches. superstition. superstation. tnt superstation. juice it up. "hey aaron, jamba juice is better!" whoohoo. total diss. haha. nixon. watches. rover. agent. keyboard. microsoft. flavahsoft. dell. blue cups. red cups. no one ever throws their stuff away in my house. my carpet is dirty. my electric bill doubled. airconditioning is expensive. but i like it. sitting waiting wishing watching eating sleeping. conditioner. shampoo. soap. body wash. tabo. bamboo. phillip's pines. philippines. play the fool. act a fool. i live my life a quarter mile at a time. too fast, too furious hahaha. jessica alba. great actress. especially in honey. hahaha. probably in fantastic four too. fantastic 42? haha. question mark. exclamation point. where is the point pointing to? disney downtown. upstreet. random words. biters suck. however. imitation is the best type of flattery. in that case. i love it. im flatteried. flattered eyes. flutter eyes. butterflies. in my stomach. you make me smile. i take showers when i need to. laundry. is good i guess. wastes water. so do showers. i dont bleach. my teeth. i gargle bleech tho. why are you. reading this. its all. pointless. go away. just kidding. you will obey me. you will keep reading up to here. and then now to here. to here. to here. haha. i told you. you feel dumb. now? white socks. i dont have any black socks. i have sailing shoes. i tried sailing. i suck at that. got stuck in the middle. had to get rescued. burned cds. ripped dvds. water. beach. drinking. water. aquafina. dasani. deposit. turn off de posit. yur wasting water. youll never know what you can do until you try. lucky numbers 27, 28, 32, 34, 38, 43. carl's jr. 26. please place at edge of table. elimination-addition mechanism. 80 min 700mb. writable surface. im skinny. jealous? i hope not. you like? what are you. doing. reading. all of this. periods are. misplaced. everywhere. just like your face. haha. your face. looks. like a potato head. put together. by a one year old. its okay. in uglyland. haha. just kidding. im sure. you. have. a great personality. tool time. what time is it. rich what, richmond! detroit, what?! shut up! this is. long. pointless. study. cram. pass. fail. incomplete. lovely. pretty. sexy. beautiful. awkward silences. uneasy feelings. fluttering stomach. nervousness. shaking knees. sweaty palms. its okay. youre next. in line. for the bathroom. what did. you think. it was for? gone going, gone. going going gone. shameless. shamemore. you think youre cool? measure up to some alaskans. what now. aaron bo barron. karen. paren. wearin. darrin. sarrin. garin. terren. bearin. xaslearrjaaron. jibbajam. wibbawam. down jacket. up jacket. upskirt haha. how do. you. like. them apples. what about. them carrots. or oranges. no, you wont get a lemon. at a car dealership. duh. they only sell cars and stuff. hearts. liver. ears. eyes. nose. throat. butt. back. p****. oOoh! scandalous! scandalous! ear muffs! i like it when you smile. when i see you smile. from a mile. i will dial. down the nile. to call cleopatra. to tell her. she should battle you. to be the hottie. puh-lott-ee's. your face. your mom. goood comeback. comeback. leave front. hollerback. young'n. whoot*whoot* id rather be your cocoon. like a butterfly in the sky. i can. fly. twice as high. i use spacing for emphasis and drama.
i hate ants. i really do not like ants. the first summer that i lived in california, i left out a can of sprite, and like 5 minutes later there was an entire regiment of ants overflowing onto it. i was pissed. i was still thirsty and there was still a lot of sprite in there. that was the summer that i was really into cold cans of refreshing sprite. then after that, if i left even anything out that remotely smelled good food i guess, then ants came'a'comin. i was pissed. i hate that crap. then i moved out of loma linda and over to grand terrace. i didnt really have any bad experiences with ants over in grand terrace (thankfully), but every once in a while when i was at school, id leave my backpack out on the floor or something and then i guess maybe something would be in my backpack or on my backpack and id come back and there would be all these ants on it. i didnt like it one bit. so then later on, actually, i just remembered that i did have a bad experience with ants in grand terrace. we had a leak in our garage right over my car, so id cover it with a tarp. but the thing is, there was a long time when it didnt rain anymore, so the tarp was just folded up in the corner. then suddenly it started raining one night and i ran into the garage and just grabbed the tarp to cover my car and put it over the part that was leaking. i didnt bother to unfold it cause then the ceiling already started dripping on my clean car. so in the morning, it wasnt raining anymore, and i took the tarp off, and under the tarp i found a bunch of ants. i was like wtf? then i started looking all over my car and there were like a million ants. i was pissed. honestly pissed. so i just washed it down and figured it would be okay. but i guess there was a family or something in the folded tarp cause then when id be driving, id find random ants crawling on my chair or on the dashboard. and then from then on id always have this weird feeling like there was an ant on me. sometimes there would be, sometimes there wouldnt be. id be pissed off when i see one crawling out of my radio or my air conditioner or something. this would go on for about a week until i tried finding out where they were all chillin. i open up a bunch of places in my car, behind seats, the trunk, then i got to the hood. they were all chillin there. like by my headlight and stuff. and in my fender. and inside the hood lining. i was pissed. like really pissed now. i swear there were millions of ants there. it sucked ass. i used like a million cans of ant spray on those bitches. they died. and i think it was really cold too, so the coldness couldve froze them. i dont know, i dont know. but it was cool. so up until now, ive been cool, whatever with ants. until i moved to riverside. this house is an ant bitch in the summer. theres random armies of ants crawling around sometimes in the kitchen if something sweet is out. it sucks. its been whatever, but up until today, i found a bajillion ants crawling in a straight line in my closet. im pissed right now. i am pissed. i hate ants. i hate ants now let me add a little more flame to the fire of the story. i was taking out the trash the other day on the side of the house. and so like, i dont wear slippers sometimes when i go outside cause im tribal filipino. so i went outside to throw out the trash twice, and the second time i look down as i shut the door and i see a gigantaload of ants crawling across the cement floor outside my house and into my trash can. so im like wtf? then i look down and realized that i stepped over ants earlier and right now, and i wasnt wearing slippers! so i thought it was whatever, id find random ants and stuff, okay. but then two days later as i take off my socks, i find that my ankle is itchy, and then so is one of my toes, and then the side of my foot! they were all antbites! so now my feet are itchy there cause of stupid ants biting me. i still hate ants. i swear.
i cant tell if the blueberries on my blueberry bagels are blueberries or mold. they look the same.
isnt it weird how sometimes the song that was playing in your car when you got out, is the same song that is playing when you get back later on?
i like wearing hoodies cause my head gets cold. all we use in our house are disposable cups, forks, and plates cause no one likes to wash dishes. if they had disposable pots and pans, id use those too.
Heroes:
dont you all wish you had heroes? some may say that they do not, some may say that they do. some, however, do not wish at all. there are times where i sit upon my rear and look up at the stars. they are so beautiful sometimes. when you can see through the smog and stuff. but remember after it rains, it clears everything up and you can actually see the mountains and what not. thats when its really sweet. you can actually breathe and stuff. sometimes when im at a casino i cant really breathe that well because of all the people smoking and the whole place is all contaminated and stuff, and even if youre at a table where its supposedly non smoking, its like dude, the entire damn casino already has people smoking everywhere so i dont know where you can go where you wont be all up in the smoke, right? dude just think about it. barbeques also have smoke and stuff. if youre out there for even a minute, youll go back in the house smelling like charcoal or gas or whatever your bbq's smell like. damn this was a hot summer of two thousand six, dont you think? when i went outside i felt like i was walking into an oven, although i do not really know what that feels like because i have not yet experienced it, and i am surely not looking forward to it either. when you look forward to stuff, its kind of like anticipation and your palms get all sweaty and you cant stop thinking about it. right? acutally i dont even know. and all these random things that i type most of the time i just continually type and try to not backspace and change stuff. cause then that messes up the flow of my mind kind of like the flowing of a river. but i guess you can see rivers that arent really flowing, for example those that were affected by beavers and their dams. right? i guess thats like mental block. haha when i was in first grade and i saw the word dam on a book that had something to do with beavers and stuff i got all scared cause i was all confused as to why it had a swear word on it and stuff cause i thought a beaver's dam was the same thing as swearing damn. however i sometime realized it is not. dude i was so short when i was younger, not that im really that tall now or anything but yea, i was pretty short. i was not really dark that much when i was young because i usually stayed indoors and stuff cause it was dangerous out in the streets of detroit. then when i grew older i became gangster and hung out with em over at eight mile. you know how we do it, three and one third. yeyeee so yea i havent really worked that much this summer, actually im lying i did work a lot, wait well it depends cause at the beginning of the summer i had mcat classes and i always gave my shifts away. when you give anything away, is it considered a gift? so if i give away my bags of poop, would that really be considered a gift? so for christmas, if you opened up my present to you, and it was a box of poop, man would that be a sucky gift. the word gift has such a good connotation that most of the time you would not think of the word gift in such a weird way. its usually a good thing. but if you think about it, isnt it just something that someone gave to you? or something like that right? well whatever. i like palm trees. i think theyre pretty cool. the palm trees in california, theyre cool, havent really seen anything else like them, its either that or i just havent really looked around for them anywhere else. yeah its probably the second one. thats cool, cause then i feel like california is unique. but whatever, it is because of so many things. man we have such better roads here compared to the philippines. i went to the philippines this past summer for the first time in about fourteen years. man driving there is crazy, right? i would say so, its ridiculous. you realize how organized driving here is after you go to the philippines. that place is cool, but its like a sauna. i heard its nice there at christmas. but dude, where is it not nice at christmas? the holidays are such a wonderful time of year, it would be so much more awesome if it snowed and stuff all over the place at christmas, oh man that would be ridiculous. i would be like hellyea! i would be able to have white christmases again. cause if you think about it, most of the time its just a regular looking day at christmas, almost looking like the beginning of august or something, unless its raining. man the rain, i used to like the rain a lot. well i guess i do, only when im prepared for it, cause if im not prepared for it i get all tripped out and stuff so its kinda not as fun. its also fun driving through the rain, especially hard rain. but in general i like really hard rain, i think its cool to listen to. kinda like a cool song, you know what ime saying. jetlag is a biotch. sleep on the plane or dont sleep at all until the next night. i love you. jeans are so much more confortable after youve worn them a couple times. cause the first couple of times after you wash them, theyre all hard, i guess unless you use fabric softener. but yea. jeans are more comfortable later on. i have a bunch of pairs of pants/jeans and stuff laying in my closet, but the only pair of jeans ive been wearing are my one pair of jacked up active jeans. i wear those a lot, but i like wearing shorts a lot too, especially in the summer cause its hot, but shorts are lot more comfortable, you have so much more freedom. kinda like comparing tidy whities with boxers. but then what about boxer briefs? thats the enigma right there. that. is. the. mystery.
