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*~*JOE*~*

MY LIFE IS A FRIGGIN STOCK TICKER!

About Me


Shit okay, time to spruce this thing up. Let's see, the basics...read at least the first part before hittin me up...

Name: Joe
D.O.B.: May 9
Height: 5'5"
Mixed with: Italian & Lebanese

Basically I'm nice, funny, chill, love making new friends, blunt sometimes haha...but yeah...im real chill!

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My Interests

AIM SN: → MyStErEyE
Yahoo! SN: → mystereye18
"Are you Love, Sex, or Both? (Has beauitiful pictures)"

You are all about the LOVE!
You are a sweet sensitive guy/girl! So you rock in my book!

I'd like to meet:


Okay so like, I know the first one was way too much to read...it was a lot to type too lol. I'll make this as short as possible...

Random ppl...lol...that narrows it down a bit huh?

No but seriously, just a little bit of advice before you actually message me...

Just be nice, funny, easy going and be able to take and give jokes and for the love of life, please be able to hold a damn conversation! LOL. Be yourself and we'll get along just dandy :)
LOL, ontop of all that Im prolly the nicest person you will meet, trust...I just had to weed out all the immaturity coming my way...

Hehe, I'm sexy :) ;)

Music:

ALL KINDS! Rap, R&B, Soul, Hip-Hop, Rock, Alternative....whatevas cleva...you name it, I like it...lol...but sometimes I'll like a song without knowing who sings it...LOL...

Movies:

Too many to list...

Television:


Smelly Cat - Smelly Cat! What are they feeding you. Smelly Cat - Smelly Cat, it's not your fault!...They won't take you to the vet. Youre obviously not their favorite pet...
Save the cheerleader, save the world
Luuuuccccyyyyyy! Whaaa! Take a teezy!
WHERE MY GAYS AT?!
A fat woman waddled into the shoe store today...
I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS! THIS IS HOW THE REAL O.C. IS...LIKE, SERIOUSLY...LMFAO!
In fashion, one day you're in and the next day, YOU'RE OUT!
Hats off to Nicole! LOVES IT!
D'oh! Eat my shorts! *Marge groan*!
HAHA THIS FUCKIN BITCH IS THE SHIT!!
This show is a trip...haha...literally!
I'm fabulous, ok? I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half, and I've got a killer rack, do you get what I'm saying? (out of the 4 up there only 1 incredible person could say that...my fav, figure it out LOL

Books:

Actually I love this one book I have...all the poetry and stories written by Edgar Allen Poe...I love his poem "Alone"

Heroes:

Say wha...?..

My Blog

I Dont Know...

I just dont know what to do anymore...I’m so lost I’m dizzy...Try and try to turn it all around but to no avail...Never in a million years would I have thought it could hurt this much...bu...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:15:00 PST

ALONE

        From childhood's hour I have not been        As others were; I have not seen        As ...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:57:00 PST

EPIPHANY

Its funny how you can have an epiphany at any given moment in your life... You can have an epiphany over friends, your life's path, even your own emotions... When you have them with friends, you cant ...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

NEW CAR!! ATTENTION!! NEW CAR!!

HEY PEOPLE!! I GOT A NEW SET OF WHEELS LAST NIGHT! 9/28/05 6:30 pm PST I picked up a 2006 BMW 3.30i NO MONEY DOWN! (I do home loans for a living, I'd be stupid to have less than emaculate credit LOL!)...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 07:35:00 PST

TRAGIC...I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT...NOW I HAVE NO CAR...

Yeah...you read correctly... Today at 3:50 in the afternoon.  Travelling on the North 5 Highway headed home to get some relaxation from a long and busy day at work...I was coming up on some traff...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:38:00 PST

FUN STUFF!

OMG HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE I POSTED A BLOG? LIKE, FOREVER! SERIOUSLY THO... OMG, have I had some great shit goin down Lets see...I had a party at my place like 2 Fridays ago...umm...I'm makin a w...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 09:54:00 PST

This week couldnt be better!

I think this past week has been completely amazing for me... Last sunday I went out with this one great, amazing, sweet, HOTT guy...and I mean HOTT!!  So we had a great "date".  We went to L...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OMG...!

Omg...thas like...omfg! People!  For those of you who are on my friends list, dont talk to me but still read these weird blogs to see how far I'll go - but for you people who dont know what I did...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life just couldnt get better...

Duuude...the title says it all! Life is beyond great right now!  I'm so high up in the sky that I could kiss Heaven...the "Goddy" thing, not the Heaven in Tigerheat LOL! No but seriously, I'm get...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KARMA IS A BITCH! Just not to me >:-) Funny shit...

OMG!!  WHOA!!  PPL!  I know my other blogs were boring and all but dayum!  This one will be a major dilly!  LOL!  '50's term in case you dont watch such classics as my fa...
Posted by *~*JOE*~* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST