ALFAJERK profile picture

ALFAJERK

About Me

Head Dog
..Many Years ago...in a Foreign land called "Texas"...out of the trailers of Houston , two siblings, a red headed ass kicker named sista slam...and a wollerin, hollerin, eatin , sleepin , diaper filled with shit, little blonde headed brother name D-lish would be seperated at an early age........Their fate and plight would eventually reunite the siblings and lead them both to the only city where you spend more money than you make , on things you don't need, to impress people you can't stand....LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA! After many years of pharmaceutical distribution, sales and experimentation.....these lab rats decided to try their hand at music.....With the emergence of a Cuban cartoon character who sports a red blazing cape and high tops...quien se llama "Roctapussy"...the 3 would form a Krunchtry and Western outfit, fittingly called ALFAJERK. AND SO TODAY.... THEY HAPPILY PLAY TOGETHER SOMEWHERE IN THE SWAMPY MARSHES OF LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 09/12/2006
Band Members: Greezy D, Sista Slam, RoctaPussy

This profile was edited with suicidekiss.com Editor

Influences:Forced extrapolation from the superior seeds, the ‘Jerk” germ found solice in the dark, filthy infestations of society…eventually manifesting itself within the dna of musically inclined outcasts.. over time, the “jerk” germ could potentially prohibit the sense of common decency, hygiene and self respect. The “jerk” germ has the ability to infiltrate every aspect of the musicians life, creating malicious diseases, obsessions and drop d riffs that can create a cesspit of gooey, liquid, eargasm discharge…..a common sympton of infection may include, but not limited to, finding yourself standing in a pool of your own bodily secretions......beware and take your shots…..The “jerk” germ is coming to a town near you!
Sounds Like:SWAMP BOOGIE CREAM::Swamp boogie baby with the slut cut jeans....she can rattle your cage like a dog in heat boy.......when the girl start to tingle and the tail come up....she can milk a bull like a one hand goddess.......you cant keep her down....she like a fine sip of wine but she burn like whiskey!!losin that mind on the swamp boogie cream.....the girl thinkin love only come from the jeans boy....... them eyes roll black like a lil kids doll.....your tip gettin dipped in heavy cream......another man down with a scrape on his knee.........been tied to the seed of a rotten peach boy.....it's hard to love a cream with a crazy mind....she got a nice white coat with one long sleeve boy....
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

The item has been deleted


Posted by on