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Self-centered Bitch
yet you gotta love me-
SN BITCHEZ-GethimdoneXXX Skankzilla --
[noun]:A dance involving little to no clothing
Myspace Contact TablesRimjob-
the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal
My girlfriend puked while giving me a rimjob so i slapped the bitch.
I am the craziest person you will probably ever meet. I will do anything once because I am just that amazing.
I love my friends-the bestest Hoes around. My Ass hungs out a lot..because my friends like it and just because it's big.
I love my camera & I always take all the pictures in the world.I love big sunglasses and I wear them even when its pitch black outside. I want to go skydiving so bad.
Having badass fun= ME!
Anything else you want to know just message me.
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*Music is my life-It tells it all in words that I can't say alone*Without my bitcheZ I donno what i would do..*I bet I could beat you in a race..Bitch?*If my cell phone ever died on me. I would be Crying*Heels look Great with Any Outfit*I wear heels during SeX Bitch*Everyone wants a piece of the Female Stifler.*Suck my Dick Bitch. You know*Don't fucking mess with me or you will be over your head*I am sexy..don't tell me wrong.HOE.*If you ever get with this chick you are sure a hell Lucky guy*You know you want me so don't try and reject it*I love my teddy bears*Photography is the best- The Memories that Last*I am for real. Not fake.*I am who I am you don't like it..Tough Shit.Xo BitCHez
You Are a Party Girl!
You give Paris Hilton and Tara Reid a run for their money
(Who knows? You've probably even run into them at a club or two)
While you do have fun - relax a little every so often
All those drinks do nothing for your looks - or your bank account
Your Celebrity Sisters Are Paris and Nicky
Wild, infamous, and stunningly gorgeous.
You cause a scene wherever you go
You're probably used to people calling you "ho" and "hoochie mama," but it doesn't bother you -- you know how to work it, you know how to get what you want, and it sure as Hell beats flipping burgers any day!
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Dear Alchohol
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable! My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on
the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately.I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.Thank you,
Your biggest fan
