I'm eleventeen years old and i am currently a gymnastic coach hooked on heroin. I enjoy punching old ladies in the face and taking long walks on the beach. I was Chuck Norris' stunt double (if anyone was gonna move like a ninja, it was me). My favorite music is the sound of your face on a car windshield with just a pinch of thrashmetal. my margaritas consist of milk, ice, nuts, and two olives. I had a dog named Buttkiss once. He failed hunting school. My dad was pretty mad. Although I'm pretty much amazing, I consider myself a Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast first and foremost. I love to roll the 20-sided dice. Phantoms like a mother lover. Thats how I roll!
