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Abra Kadabra

Music flows through are veins like wine at a catholic church BLW

About Me

MY NAME IS BRYAN WOOLSEY. I am a Sultan of Writing, a hopeless American Romantic. Im really not married but i tell you what its fun how people treat you diffrent. I love our Country, dispise the people in charge, but thats normal. I gnaw on skulls and feed my enemys hair from the backs of elusive warthogs. I need a better line then, "Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can Make yr Bedrock." I hang out with Robo cop every wednesday and talk stocks and NCAA. Im in need of some stone cold loving, and also if you ever see a piece of big league chew, think of me. well i needed to change my about me so i did and now i know that i can go on in life knowing that im blastred all over this entire web that we call the "Enter Net"If you want more, read my book. If you cant find my book read a pamphlet, if all else fails hit me up.Watch out for those man eating terrorist they're sure to track you down and sell you right off to the black market, no questions asked. They are ruthless souls with hearts as black as the inside of a furnace, lurking around the corner waiting to stirke. But that is an etirely diffrent story in itself. One that if you are at all intrested in i would gladly let you speak to one of my seven attorneys. I am not at the right standpoint to be discussing such a matter, i know that if you see one you best run for yr life. Its true you like nikes, but you dont know how many bloody little fingers it really takes for those sweet Jordan XIX.But all in all myspace is a joke and i feel if you take it seriously you seriously need to get a life join chess club or maybe star wars gatherings are calling yr nam.
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My Interests

WRITING COMPLETE AND UDDER RAnDOM BULLSHIT ALL OVER THIS GOD DAMN GADGET THAT IS MYSPACE, By far one of the best perks as of late.Im into Long laps and waiting for girls to come to the pool so i hold them under water. hahaGIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!! skateboardin and uhhh skateboarding also i love to dance i figurd that out when i was a wee lad on the shippensburg ship in good ol nework it was a good time dammit and i wouldnt have it any other way!!!! I also like a big fatty right before bed.I also enjoy some reefer before bed to. hahahahahahaha

I'd like to meet:

I feel that meeting someone is just the begging, i was always told first impressions aren't always what they seem, and this is true in many cases. If there has any body that has said it better i think it would be shrek, because all in all we're all onions. Diffrent layers. I want to meet freaks weirdos loons whakos spazs goofy a couple MILFS a BAMF here or there to see who is more BAMFish, and i want to meet tom, so i can kick his ass at some tennis or croquet some kinda white guy sport that i can just rub in his face. I want to meet eazy e so we could go get fucked up and wreck impalas. I want to meet jesus play a lil one on one, even though he was like 6'1 i still take em. BUT first and foremost i would love to meet jello biafra and Hunter S Thompson. they by far are visionaries of our time . And also i would like to meet Jim Morrison so i could ride the snake west and trip on peyote mesculine window pane and what ever high powerd volume mass of substance we could flood our veins and brains with, complete mind from body, (BUT THAT WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFRENT TIME, WHEN THE WEST WAS ONE!) in the desert all day and night, i think everyone would like to do that. hmmm who cares i want to meet people who want to meet me i think thats what everyone wants. I want to meet Paulina James again, life is nuts.

Music:

Music in general opens the prespective to a vast world that is still barley scraped by man, Music flows through are veins like wine at a catholic church. If not for music our civilation as we know it would simply be a mash of grey and black, nothing but dull and dreary days that slip into one another like breifs, Tight COnstrictive. IF not for music some people would have absoultly nothin in their lives but a spitoon and a watering hole. Music controls the mind of its users, addicts are easy to come from music, and the come down can be devastating for the creator more than the consumer for reasons completly unknown by man, I guess Bob Dylan said it best The times they are a changing, and like a bullet train disconecting from the track only to end in a completly horrific explosion, metal and blues and coutry even rap all astrune everywhere bloodied and groaning for death.Music is a whole nother level of conicesness, one that is still to this date able to move entire species of generations. all music sucks in its own way but we live with it learn to love it, copeing is a huge process to music. I have realyy been getting into old school rap whodini, grandmaster flash,Afrika Bambaataa, the furious five, das efx EAZY E, bone thugz, krs one, ROCK STEADY CREW, Wu, MAkeing WAY FOR THE UNDERGROUND RAPPER! some hyphy shit yarra mean Jello Biafra,Gnar Kill, Iron Maiden, The Misfits, Ya Motha, Smells, Insects, The queefing O's, Shit's McPoop, Black Sabbath, im also into richards CD with the birds its my favriot. and also sublime and umm bob: marley,dillion,and hope. Glenn Danzig is a good man a asshole but a good man, not really anymore, his new shit sux but other than that hes cool.Malphrenia, samhain NATAS DEAD KENNEDYS the running fat girls. faggio, MAN FUCK

Movies:

movie studios are as greedy as any third world dictator, leeching off the consumer and crying when we find loopholes in thier "bulletproof" system.Go Pirates! Bittorrent.com peekvid.com fuck a theater. my popcorn is way better... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

There are paint smears on everything I own The vapor rub is lying on a table of filth Christmas cards to which I never reply My eyeballs absorb only blue filtered lightTV casualty, TV casualty We're all right TV casualty, TV casualtyI wish they'd put Prince Namor on the tube Hold on, I think I have to puke There's a spot in the corner where I always go I like to feed the flies that I knowBut please don't feed my television screen Please don't feed my television screen Please don't feed my television screen Please don't feed my television screenTV casualty, TV casualty We're all right TV casualty, TV casualtyBabies in prison, they call it a womb Nine month sentence, no parole Slivers of steel stuck in your lungs Breathe deep, we need a donor for bloodJaguars at the cemetery Cadillacs grazing at your grave Zeniths grazing at your grave Sonys grazing at your graveTV casualty, TV casualty We're all right TV casualty, TV casualty We're all right TV casualty, TV casualty

Books:

Clockwork Orange, 1984, Nostrodaumus, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, The Di vinci code (not) but ill probably see the movie. fear and loathing in las vegas, curse of lono, rum diaries, Fear and Loathing the Campaign trail of 72, Any thing written by the great Doctor is an Epic in itself.My new Book hits shelves may go get it!

Heroes:

I AM HERO. HUNTER S THOMPSON, MY GREAT GRANDFATHER ROBERT WOOLSEY WITH ALL THE LADIES, AND OF COURSE TOM PENNY. Not to mention Captain Planet, Smokey the bear, Optimus Prime, Micheal Jodan, Kareem, Maverick, Samhain, Death, Cannible Babies, Chris Oko, Eazy E, That One Nigga, Bryan Woolsey, Fat Bottom Girls, Malcolm, Mrs. Jackson, Micheal, Johnny Rotten, Glenn, Mufocking FALCO! Heath Kirchart,HEROES ARE FUN!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

My old friend Blog Blogstein

Oh how its been such a long time since i have carressed you with my letters and punctuations. My spelling skills, as im sure you’ve noticed, are slowly slipping from my grasps. But this is what ...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

Blog Blog Bloggy Blog

I dont even know what to say its.   Im sitting in a seedy ass motel not 5 min from magic mountain. The roller coaster has been epic.
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST

Dear Diary.........

Aug, 7th 6:36 am.....yeah A.M. So, weird dream, I was riding on a horse chasing a leperchaun that for some reason had turned my chocolate chip cookies into a toxic green mush. The wierdest part about ...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

So here we go.

I just wrote the longest blog and it some how dissappered fuck myspace and everyone thats about it im sure no one is going to read this so let me get one thing out of the way, yes i fucked yr mom and ...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:57:00 PST

Im trapped in some fucking desert cross road called..

Mesa. Its only a matter of seconds before these goddamn buzzards start ripping out my eyeballs, and shitting my remains all over this godforsaken hot sand. Dragging me and giving me a proper crusifict...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

Bad Craziness/One Drunk two drunk red drunk blue drunk

July 8 2007So the shit finally hit the fan; an all time long coming event that i was anticiapating like the Super Bowl or even a Mike Tyson fight. While on a complete and utter drinking binge that las...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST

The rhymes is dope cause B-Woolz made em

Magnum, She better have em or im never stabbing, what ever happen to the girl from the south suck a dick so good they call her pussy mouth, Pussy foul but the heads A+ lets put her in heels and a lil ...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

Gimme Dis Gimme Dat bitch step off and quit trying to act

But Mr Dopeman dope man Can I Get a Hit?no ho but you can get my duck sicked.-Eazy Mofoking ESo there i was shot and plummed right in the middle of some sort of gathering of the pastels. Hundreds of m...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

WIld/Raw

Are like a bad hotdog, you hate it while yr there but then for some unexplained sub concious reason you start craving for it trying to remeber more. i think that dreams are almost gateways to diffrent...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

"Fuck a Good Job, She needs a Good Jaw.................

Sell bj's till her mouth gets raw."-Mac mofockin Dreso arizona strippers are in desprate need of some sort of body by Bryan; aint no lyin. I can show these girls how to lose that love lard and tu...
Posted by Abra Kadabra on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:54:00 PST