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Funny Valentine

I know I make you cry, and I know sometimes you wanna die, but do you really feel life without me?

About Me


"You remember the things you survived more than the things you enjoyed" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx So-I-Stabbed-HimXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXdon't fall in love with me yet we only recently met true i'm in love with you but you might decide i'm a nut give me a week or two to go absolutely cuckoo and when you see your error then you can flee in terror like everybody else does i only tell you this 'cause i'm easy to get rid of but not if you fall in love know now that i'm on the make and if you make a mistake my heart will certainly break i'll have to jump in a lake and all my friends will blame you there's no telling what they'll do it's only fair to tell you i'm absolutely cuckoo..." "My Little Sister Sophie... Love You Sopha Lopha!! .. .... Taylor --
[noun]:
A real life terminator
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Making a "Cappucino, Extra Hot And Wet for Dick" Animals, My Job, Swimming, Music, Going to Seattle every chance I get!! Getting tattoos that nobody can see, Disneyland, Making people laugh, Dressing silly sometimes, Doing things I know are right no matter what my friends think or say, Singing "All By Myself" at the top of my lungs in the car into a Baskin Robbins spoon with Karen (then making friends with strange boys who come to the window to inquire about the singing and talking to them for an hour, **more fun when back flips, high kicks and bendy arms tricks follow**), vomiting out of limo windows, BORAT!!!Hangin' out with my Bubby...Knott's Berry Farm with my lil' soph, Before And After...You Can Find Me In Da Club...WORK

I'd like to meet:

I already met him.. ....My Girl And Me... We're Crazy!!

Music:

Nightmare Of You, Damien Rice, Regina Spektor, Lily Allen, Arctic Monkeys, Death Cab, Bright Eyes, Jack's Mannequin, Ludacris, THE FAINT, Brand New, Michael Jackson, Bullets N' Octane, Death On Wednesday, Adair, OBS, Story Of The Year, the darkness, HIM, the used, the smiths, the postal service, The Offspring, Greenday, Outkast, Blink 182, Thursday, Unwritten Law, Billy Idol, Elton John, Norah Jones, Stephen Lynch, alkaline trio, elliot smith, dido, eminem, the psychedelic furs, The Muppet Movie Soundtrack... random hits of the 80's...

Movies:

The Muppet Movie, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Meet Joe Black, beavis and butthead do america, the secretary, SPUN, girl interrupted, school of rock, finding nemo, queen of the damned, southpark bigger longer and uncut, you've got mail, sleepless in seattle, simply irresistible, house of 1000 corpses, fight club, dogma, the royal tenenbaums, pirates of the caribbean, what about bob?, in & out, happy gilmore, jay and silent bob strike back, snatch, about a boy, notting hill, two weeks notice, four weddings and a funeral, first wives club, hanging up, eating out, dirty love, garden state, napoleon dynamite, elf, anchorman, dodgeball, austin powers 1&2&3, shallow hal, stir of echoes, the urethra chronicles 1&2, american history x, ace ventura, the exorcist, reality bites, THE NOTEBOOK, shaun of the dead, madagascar, Ice Age, In her shoes, Overboard, Funny Face, PARTY MONSTER!!...

Television:

dead like me, beavis and butthead, southpark, drawn together, ADULT SWIM!!! (aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, family guy, futurama, the oblongs, harvey birdman, case closed, lupin the third)

Books:

Le Divorce, In Her Shoes, The Pearl Diver, Invisible Monsters, Bad, Peppermint, Barney The Beagle, Popcorn... And I like audio books... I like to listen to them when I'm working out, cleaning, just relaxing, or knitting... Yes I knit! What?!

My Blog

Long drive home

There's rain on my windshield, enough to notice but not enough to care. I'm trying to remember how good he makes me feel sometimes. Why do I hide myself from him? Why don't I think I'm good enough? W...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

Nonsensical? Maybe to you...

I think you changed me. For the better. Im glad you came into my life.Its funny. After meeting you, having a relationship with you, and then losing you...After loving you truly, caring for you intense...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST

Wrecked My Car

I got in a horrid car accident last Tuesday, spent my night in the ER on a heart monitor getting tests run on me every hour, and getting my boobs thoroughly groped by my male nurse. Luckily I escaped ...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:17:00 PST

GUYS SUCK BALLS!!!

Guys suck so hard... Even the sweet ones, the little ones, the dorky ones, the hot ones, the not as hot ones, the ones with bad hair, the ones with bad skin, the ones with no friends, the ones with a ...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:58:00 PST

Surveys and Stuff

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Taylor Jalonna Valentine DunnBirthday:March 23rdBirthplace:OC! Born and raised...Current Location:Right now? At Christina's in Laguna...Eye Color:BrownHair Colo...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 03:12:00 PST

I miss you so

Damn you! I missed you so much tonight I cried... I cried really hard with lots of tears, sitting in my car listening to Jason Mraz, driving home at 1am going 80 mph on the rain soaked 405 freeway wit...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST

Got this from my ex-fiance... ;)

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.  It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attribu...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:24:00 PST

Needed: New Best Friend

Position to be filled: Best FriendMale Or FemaleLooking To Fill Position Left Open By Best Friend Of 12 Years Going Off To College.Duties Include: Movie Watching, Shit Talking, Ice Cream Eating, Beer ...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:41:00 PST

The Ringer (part2) "when the fuck did we get ice cream?!!!"

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Posted by Funny Valentine on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:38:00 PST

"This movie is freakin sweet"

"OMG" -Taylor "Sweet" -Christina "This is awesome" -Taylor "Shut up Honeygirl you're ruining it" -Christina "OMG" -Taylor "Why does this turn us on?" -Christina "I don't know" -Taylor "Why did we rent...
Posted by Funny Valentine on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:15:00 PST