A productive use of time, Memorial Day Edition. |
We watched approximately twelve hours of Lord of the Rings and then went to sleep at 8am this morning after the sun came up. I'm the only one awake in this room, but my car is parked outside and I'm t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:00:00 GMT |
agreen |
100% uninspired, trampled:"it's really a matter of people giving a fucking inch, basically""whatever, just dissatisfied""seasonal depression in reverse""no tingle of any sort""my brain doesn't think t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
it’s a mysterious mystery |
So I'm sitting here at my desk because I have to keep the macbook connected to my external because I'm running seriously low on hard disk at the moment, and all I can smell is dog poop. This leads me ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:48:00 GMT |
My Internet is Back On & Other Stories |
Downstairs, there has been a constant stream of yelling, which I first noticed on Saturday. Even now, someone is administering a death threat at the top of her lungs. I wonder if the recipient is on l...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:31:00 GMT |
Focus |
Need it. I'm back in the game. Things are so whatever these days.Strange Attractor"We need to escape from the deterministic influence of the point, circuit and torus attractors into the unpredictabil...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:25:00 GMT |
janitorial genitalia; or, what a way to ring out the old |
the ceo was in our office working over the weekend when he heard a strange noise. a short investigation resulted in him disturbing two amorously-inspired members of the building's cleaning staff in fl...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:08:00 GMT |
mistletoe, and democratic makeout policy |
"Mistletoe is a parasitic plant that held its green color throughout the northern winter without even being rooted in the ground. Actually the plant is only partially parasitic since it photosynthesiz...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:58:00 GMT |
i miss you |
come on, technology, i need to play snake. not having a phone is pretty great, but having my old nokia would be SO BITCHIN. sadly, this is not going to happen. apparently, old phones don't work with n...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:49:00 GMT |
Dear Dears |
Dear Coworker who's been using up all my Coffeemate,Not nice! And yet, I can't exactly blame you, because I know all too well that supplements are the only thing that could make that wretched sludge r...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:15:00 GMT |
I LIED i feel like one million dollars ! |
Yeah ok, I sortof lied but I sortof didn't in that (hear me out) I just didn't tell the whole story..I've relocated my whinings, my musings, my personal shit, my complainings, my constant streams of n...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:13:00 GMT |
