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Fresh Prince of Becker

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About Me

Hi, I'm adam. I'm just a smalltown white-boy trying to make it in a black mans world. My story starts on a snowy January night back in 1981. The young Dan and Lucy(mom and dad) were getting high sniffing markers, when one thing led to another.....I don't remember a whole-lot, I was just a sperm, But I was the fastest! There were thousands of us, swimming as fast as we could, getting whipped, bumping into uterin walls and falopian tubes, but we all had one goal, the egg. I wiggled my way to the lead and dove in face first. To this day, it was the only race I have ever won. Then I was a baby and grew up. and that is my life story. Background by EditingMySpace.com

My Interests

Having unprotected sex with hookers.
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Music:

Your listening to it.

Movies:

Encino man, Son in law, In the army now,jury duty, bio dome.

Television:

office, sunday fox cartoons, futurama, house...that is it.

Books:

Yes Please! hahaha

Heroes:

Biff Tannon and then Jesus