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**champagne cupcake**

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About Me

I'm difficult, loyal, mouthy, motherly, bossy, easy-going, social, stand-offish, and a good speller. I'll correct your grammar and insist that I'm right all the time. I have a foul mouth and am unabashedly white trash at heart, even though I know more than a thing or two about good wine and a damn fine meal. If you can put up with me for more than five minutes, you're either a glutton for punishment or one hell of a person.

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My Interests

Texas, Texas, Texas. And...bubbly beverages, good bartenders, smart boys who know how to pick up a tab, NYC, seafood, a full night's sleep, Texas, running the show, big cities and wide expanses of land in the country, lazy time on the river, honky tonk, shoes, Texas, rock n roll, challenges, being me, Karaboo & Jason Cox & The Meez (not in any particular order), the Longhorns, and Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

I'd like to meet:

My child.
You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.

Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?

Music:

...the following are albums that have either influenced me greatly, ones I think are impeccable, or ones that I can simply listen to over and over again (in random order):Liz Phair - Whip Smart; Hole - Live Through This; Pearl Jam - Ten and Binaural; Weezer - Weezer (Blue Album); Guns n Roses - Appetite for Destruction and Use Your Illusion I; Jesse Dayton - Tall Texas Tales; Murder City Devils - In Name and Blood; The Vines - Highly Evolved; Elvis Presley - Top Ten Hits, Discs 1 and 2; Bjork - Debut; Neil Young - Harvest Moon; The Hives - Veni Vidi Vicious; Frank Sinatra - Classic Sinatra; Miles Davis - Kind of Blue; Supersuckers - Evil Powers of Rock n Roll; Slobberbone - Everything You Thought Was Right Was Wrong Today; Foo Fighters - Colour and the Shape; Chris Isaak - Baja Sessions; Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique; George Jones - Super Hits; L7 - Bricks are Heavy; Metallica - Master of Puppets; Van Halen - Van Halen; Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers; Cyndi Lauper - She's So Unusual; Bratmobile - Pottymouth; Hank Williams, Jr. - Greatest Hits, Volume I; Johnny Cash - Unchained and Live from Folsom Prison; Reverend Horton Heat - Full Custom Gospel Sounds; Rocket from the Crypt - Scream, Dracula, Scream!; The Cure - Disintegration; Burden Brothers - Buried in Your Black Heart; Bikini Kill - Pussywhipped; Throw Rag - 2nd Place; Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Orange; Sade - Lovers' Rock; Dazed and Confused Soundtrack Volume I; Carole King - Tapestry.

Movies:

True Romance, Urban Cowboy, Badder Santa, Dazed and Confused, Smokey and the Bandit, Thelma and Louise, Cool Hand Luke, Jaws, Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills, Amadeus, Elizabeth, Secretary. I'm also a sucker for sports movies, like Bull Durham, Friday Night Lights, Miracle, etc. Oh...and the majority of John Hughes movies - Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club. I really could go on for days.

Television:

Anything on the Food Network, Sportscenter, College Gameday, Sunday NFL Football, Monday Night Football, all the Law and Order shows.

Books:

Bastard Out of Carolina; Icy Sparks; Hardcore Troubadour: The Biography of Steve Earle; Run, Catch, Kiss; Story of O; Da Vinci Code; Running with Scissors; Brothel; Dry; Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk; Devil's Knot; The Boys on the Tracks; Whores on the Hill; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.

Heroes:

Queen Elizabeth I, my parents, my grandmother, Susan B. Anthony.

My Blog

Now I feel worthless

So, I went to see "United 93" last night.  I've been anxious to see this movie since reading behind-the-scene details in various magazines and newspapers, such as the fact that they cast no-name ...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:00:00 PST

Poonanner pudding

I just want to say that my banana pudding rocked everyone's spot last night at Trailer Trash Thursday...I'm one hell of a white trash gourmet, if I may say so myself.  Stay tuned for more frito p...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST

Highlights from last night...

I don't have any...and I'm still drunk at noon, so fuck off... All I remember is Dan getting punched right in the nuts and arguing with Lawrence about Elvis.  Fuck you, Lawrence.  Elvis is s...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:17:00 PST

I've always been bad at math

An equation I learned today: Jameson hangover + yoo-hoo + french toast & fried eggs + vanilla milkshake + 2 1/2 Coronas = wicked tummy-ache. I will never ever learn.
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:24:00 PST

I'm oh-so tired...

Seven days of Karaboo is enough to rip a hole in your liver and kill about a million brain cells...but, boy did she make it a fun week and, therefore, worth every malady! There were far too many hilar...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST

I'm lame

It's a beautiful Friday night in NYC and where am I?  Sitting on my bed browsing through myspace.  This is clearly what life in the big city is all about!! Granted, I overdid it two nights i...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 07:52:00 PST

A taco AND a slice???

Why, oh why, do I do these things to myself?  Why does the combination of Jack and Jameson always cause me to think that I should stop at EVERY eatery on the walk home???  The result:  ...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:46:00 PST

Vicki Redux

All's I gotta say is...WOW...I think Vicki and I crammed enough alcohol and pizza into our systems in the three days she was here to last the both of us a lifetime - or, at least, a week. Highlights i...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:58:00 PST

Thanksgiving?

Lest anyone think I have nothing nice to say... Despite a rocky start to this new year, I have a hell of a lot to be thankful for:   Vegas was great.  I rolled a lot of dice a...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:57:00 PST

Lessons to be learned

BAD IDEA #1:  Getting drunk just because I'm upset/angry with someone. BAD IDEA #2:  Letting my bartender talk me into not calling that someone back until I'm slurring. BAD IDEA #3:  Le...
Posted by **champagne cupcake** on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST