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Don't you just love people who talk in the third person like they are above and beyond the rest of the world , well here is one more profile to be just like that...not! Hell I will tell just enough to keep your attention , think I'm cool and maybe be able to cop a feel on ya!I am a perve by nature /self-control freak, since god knows when, which doesn't mean I want to boss anyone around, but don't boss me around either! I do attest I am a freak/kinky / imaginative/ insightful/ cheesey/very athletic/ can't make her mind up about her hair simply loves tattoos and piercings chick. Hey I just like my butt slapped like anyone else!Nowadays you have to make that clear for the ones that assume.I just know what I like and hardly afraid to say it.You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.
Bondage
100%
Biting
100%
Chains/Handcuffs
83%
Whips
83%
Blood
67%
Blind Folds
50%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
created with QuizFarm.comUp till now I have 7 piercings excluding my ears.All together 18 individual tattoos that meld into one another in some places.Beyond having a varied background in career and life in general I bring to this internet hell/heaven/alternate reality just eyes, ears, and a typed voice.I seek neither to be infamous or famous but to know and be known. Who likes cliques, I sure don't but I do think that similar minds and tastes seem to helplessly move to one another. I have come to the realization that my calling in life is going to be a sexual therapist.Ok, first of all yes I'm a Bisexual ( which means I think both male and female are attractive physically! ) but that isn't what guides me to this direction. It's one of the most fascinating ( in my opinion ) things about human nature in all aspects. This may one of the few things that truelly does seperate us from the run of the mill mammal.The very ability to have knowledge of when you have an orgasm or better yet control it. Multiple, from pain, from just touch and so on. Point is I could go on and include a book ( which I am sure I will have to get published ) on this very subject.So I will probably start tilting this page on what I would like people to get out of knowing me, or of me.
The most attractive part of a person beyond the ability to laugh easily and truthfully, is a pair of wickedly sensual eyes...
It's the one part of a person that can make me blush, or look away, intimidate if you will.As I have stated in the general interests, the truely different appeal to me on a personal level as well as the talented in music, art and body modification on every level. So you'll notice people on my list that are more , " Oh that's different but damn I can't help but look or listen / read ".What tends to be the funniest thing about me is the fact I have been told numerous times I would make a great husband. I have the sex drive that could put most men to shame yet the romantic/seductive/sensory master side to me that knows what women do crave from inside and out.Currently I am not with or found a female that taps me in the head as well my eyes. So many are attractive, smart , funny, even intriquing but very few here that I come across worth putting such effort to make them happy or fulfilled. So why waste a talent? let's just say I am a bit more choosey now, not much luck when you let the ones your not about now gently.They get catty!.. How could I not want them!... Blah, f*ck , anyways...You get the idea. My looks forever change much like a chameleone, I love when you think you have an idea about me yet never quite know. A sleeper baby, just look under my hood ( wink ).As far as men go, I have one I love/loathe. The whole love/hate thing, love him to death. Nah, a couple that bleeds together, sticks together right? We have gone thru some shit, good and bad, better or worse, thru sickness and health so and so forth but forever no matter what. At least that is what my fortune cookie said LOL.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrea
Birthday: 12/07/1978
Birthplace: New Orleans
Current Location: Just outside of New Orleans
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: blonde,black
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: scottish, english
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: beautiful women and babies
Your Fears: growing a third arm without a tail
Your Perfect Pizza: redsauce, artichokes, cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learning how to play the bass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yea ok
Thoughts First Waking Up: just a few more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid in general
Pepsi or Coke: RC
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: the more the marrier
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: bubble gum icecream
Cappuccino or Coffee: throw ice and blend either one
Do you Smoke: no but I can inhale pretty well
Do you Swear: f*ing right
Do you Sing: does to myself count?
Do you Shower Daily: momma said FDS doesn't mean F*ck the shower
Have you Been in Love: damn, who hasn't how depressing
Do you want to go to College: I would like to attend one yes, have " gone " to a few
Do you want to get Married: been there got the paperwork, will try again later
Do you belive in yourself: sure I do , and gosh darnit people like me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: mmmm... whoa.. slow down your moving to fast
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm dead sexy * rubs her belly *
Are you a Health Freak: hey can I have some cheese on my broccoli?
Do you get along with your Parents: mom is such a b*tch but I love her anyhow
Do you like Thunderstorms: crack, boom, rain, makes more babies with me
Do you play an Instrument: does spoons or armpits count too?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I attest the alcohol drinks me
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked just like Clinton
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well concidering caffeine is a fricking drug HELL YES
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure have , now did it did go well..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea i'm a mall head gotta prob with that?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: F*ck no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mmmm yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish , anyone wanna?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: prob only a heart or two
Ever been Drunk: is the pope catholic
Ever been called a Tease: flirt yes tease no
Ever been Beaten up: .... it sucks.. by a girl no
Ever Shoplifted: for fun yea
How do you want to Die: having an orgasm
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: .... to be continued
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, Argentina
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green / white outs
Favourite Hair Color: black / odd colors
Short or Long Hair: depends on the guy/girl
Height: my height for the ladies or least let me put on heels to catch up
Weight: 165lbs and up
Best Clothing Style: GQ- goth-punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: I can't remember
Number of CDs I own: ask about MP3s
Number of Piercings: 15
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none / sh*t happens
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Your Birthdate: December 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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