I like soap.
And Chris.
No wait, I love Chris.
And your Mom.
If you really must contact me via instant messaging services, my Yahoo is xxsunshinesashxx. (STFU about the porn name.) Don't bother trying to add me unless you're on my friends list, however, and conversely if you're on my friends list and try to add me, tell me who you are or I won't approve. Easy.
I'd like to meet:
It's about time I updated this. I would like to meet a talking squirrel, because then I could get it drunk and exploit it for money. I would also like to meet a zombie in a clown suit, or possibly a clown in a zombie suit, I'm not that picky. I'd like to meet my sanity one day and ask it why it abandoned me at such an early age, but I don't suppose that's likely. I'd really like to meet a luck dragon because I have a thing or two to say about ignoring little girls who scream at clouds, and I wouldn't mind at all if my little brother was kidnapped by The Goblin King. Reowr. I'd also like to meet Chris, one day. Yeah, I'd still like to do that.
Getting Sasha To Add You In Five Easy Steps.
1. Make sure you're not a band/musician. I choose which of those I add, not the other way around.
2. Make sure you're not an idiot with 763432 friends just browsing people .. to add to your growing army of the undead.
3. Don't add me because you think I'm good looking.
4. Don't add me unless I know you, know someone that you know, or unless you have some sort of personality and can use punctuation properly.
5. Message me either before or at the same time as adding me, and be witty. See above clause about using punctuation properly.
6. No goddamn emos or airheads. If you tell me there are six steps instead of five, you will be automatically declined.
I should add that I don't normally approve people I don't know unless they seem wildly unusual for some reason. I'm not against getting to know people, I just don't feel the need to collect them.
Stuff About Moi
Okay, so you want to know more? This will be completely random, so I guess that's a good place to start.
1. I am totally random.
1. Chris rocks my world.
2. I am blonde. Yes, that's right, I'm stupid! Totally bonkers. Thicker than a whale omelette. Keep the stereotypes coming, there's a good chap.
3. I am a klutz.
4. I love strawberries.
5. I like pink.
6. Learning is my aphrodisiac.
7. 7 is my favourite number.
8. I don't like mushrooms. Fungus is a disease.
9. 9 is my second favourite number.
10. I am an eternal optimist, a hopeless dreamer and a complete idealist.
11. I am cynical.
12. I am contradictory.
13. I like laughing.
14. I eat. A lot.
15. I am accidently bitchy at least once a day.
16. My taste in music is completely warped. I love the 80s and early 90s one-hit wonders and techno remixes of songs nobody liked or even remembers.
17. I like people and find them fascinating. I believe in everyone and strive to always see the good in people.
18. People often annoy me.
19. I empathise too well.
20. I'm an extroverted introvert.
21. I spend too much time thinking.
22. I do not like talking about my problems.
23. Female mentality often irritates me.
24. I am very sentimental.
25. I am obsessive.
26. I am compulsively objective.
27. Chris still rocks my world.
28. I want to save the world.
29. I am not a crier.
30. The beach at sunrise is my favourite place to think.
31. I am totally obsessed with language and love words and grammar.
32. I get claustrophobic in sleeping bags.
33. I like blowing bubbles.
34. I am eccentric.
35. Sometimes I fit stereotypes and other times I'm questionably human.
36. I am predictable but would rather not be, so I make it complicated enough for most people to think I'm unpredictable.
37. I am flawed.
38. I am too stubborn to admit when I'm scared.
39. I have a smiley addiction.
40. I like it when you wake up and realise it's the weekend.
41. I love jumping castles.
42. Thunderstorms are God's way of saying "I love you."
43. I love going grocery shopping and getting home and not knowing what to eat first.
44. Dancing is cathartic. I would be insane without it. (Consider how I am WITH it.)
45. I don't like people telling me I'm pretty.
46. I have had two heart operations. Matching scars.
47. I spend too much time ...
48. I believe in God.
49. I think other people are more important than me.
50. I ramble a lot when I'm tired.
51. I am easy-going.
52. I am high maintenance.
53. I never know what to say when people compliment me.
54. I am not very easy to offend.
55. I trust my instincts.
56. I see dead people
57. No really, I see dead people.
58. Sometimes it feels like I can see the whole world at once.
59. I can have an hour's worth of thoughts in a second.
60. Mirrors sometimes weird me out.
61. Emos tick me off. No, not the idiots with their music and stupid hairstyles, people who think their lives are shit just because they broke a nail last week. I especially hate emos online. Why is it people feel the need to come here and dump all their misery in a big pile, when they wouldn't ever dream of doing that in a real life situation? Word to the wise, people, the internet isn't your personal blog. We aren't all here to fuel some enormous consciousness that provides you with a living, breathing, responsive journal. This is not Hollywood, and you will not attain ultimate fulfillment by practically boasting about how awful things are for you. Take a look around, you see the people trying to get on with things? A lot of those have it worse than you; I know quite a few of them and they are a constant inspiration. And no, I do NOT mean everyone who comes .. searching for a little compassion. I do not even mean people who, for whatever reason, have the weight of the world on their shoulders and, ergo, an actual legitimate reason to act out once in a while. It's the people who seem to find some sort of perverse pleasure in making themselves seem as pitiful as possible, who complain about nothing specifically but everything in general and have the audacity to throw temper tantrums when others steal even a sliver of their limelight. The ones who will find any reason, no matter how small, to play the victim and who seem to be masters at concocting things out of nothing. People who create problems out of some sick jealousy of those who actually have them. In short, drama queens. You want to know why we don't like you? Because it isn't even "you".
(addition as of 8/02/07) - I also hate the phrase, "If you think your life is bad, try walking in my shoes." Are you people for real? You complain about people complaining about their problems by complaining about yours? You think this is a contest? You think we owe you some sort of compensation for life dealing you a crappy hand? Did you ever stop to think that perhaps the reason you're so miserable is because you covet your pain? The moment you become competitive about it, the moment you get angry at other people just because you think your problems are worse, EVEN IF THEY ARE, then you've lost the plot as far as I'm concerned. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. I can guarantee there's someone out there worse off than you, as much as your ego would like to let you think otherwise. Pain doesn't give you a free ride on the sympathy train, so grow up.
62. I like fish. (Live ones, that is. Well, and dead ones.)
63. I don't like the feeling of stuff crawling on me.
64. It annoys me when I react in ways that normally tick me off in other people.
65. I really hate bulletins, especially "Post this or lose your MySpace account" gullible bulletins. People will fall for anything.
66. I don't like it that stuff bothers me so much.
67. I like frozen grapes.
68. I don't drink alcohol or smoke or have sex.
69. Teehee, 69.
70. Disney should be tried for fairytale homicide.
LAME BEST FRIEND SPOTLIGHT!
This is Erin, the swan lover. LOLZ. I can't show her real face because she's a wanted criminal and she'd kick my butt good if they arrested her because of me. SHE IS HARDCORE AND WILL MESS YOU UP, SO DON'T GET ALL UP IN HER FACE. She is pretty much obsessed with venereal diseases for some reason and likes to work them into every conversation she has, which is her way of admitting to something embarrassing, I think, and she's also obsessed with celebrity paternity cases. WTF. She also does things to her Sims that I think are probably illegal, or at least should be. Yet, I still like her. Tells you something about me really.
One of my favourite past-times is ruining Erin's fun. You name it, I have a protest to it, ESPECIALLY DIET SODA. Ohmygod people, don't drink that shit! Do you know how many ailments and complaints that's been linked to? NutraSweet is practically chlorine and Splenda is probably the reason so many Africans have A.I.D.S. DON'T DRINK IT! The companies don't care if you suffer, and they're obviously not about to permit any kind of unbias tests to be run, so the only way to get this filth off the shelves is to stop buying it. Don't believe me? Google it.
Oh yeah, and Erin is really cool. You can't add her though because she doesn't add people she doesn't know. Sucks to be you.
BEST BEST FRIEND SPOTLIGHT!
Due to a reshuffle of my friends list to include family first, Christopher was relegated to 5th position. Therefore, I wish to make it abundantly clear that the list isn't in ranked order! If I could put them all side by side, I would, because all my friends and family are important to me.
Christopher is a very good friend and I appreciate him immensely. We are living proof that guys and gals can be best of friends without any funny business. :/ Then again, he assures me he can be quite girly when the occasion calls for it, and I've heard reports that he giggles like a champion. (This is the point where you all decide he's gay and sigh with relief that the status quo has been maintained.)
God, you people are stupid...
ANYWAY. The point is, Christopher and I have more fun on our DS' than a mongoose in a snakepit would, even though we do have some rather disturbing conversations about anal leakage. We are slowly reinventing reality to suit ourselves and I think it's only fair to issue a warning that a vast many of you may cease to exist eventually. This is because we have very strict criteria regarding who may participate in Earth v.2, and due to a rapid decline in the grammatical capabilities of whole sections of the population, we are being forced to downsize considerably. I suggest you pull your socks up if you want to be included. FERBERTA FOREVER! And Palooka some time after that.
BEST OF THE BEST FRIEND SPOTLIGHT, A.K.A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
This boy is my life.
I think I can stop changing this now. :/ I love him. One day, that will be enough.
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Music:
I dance to the sound of one hand clapping, and to the sound of tiny, tiny little feet atop a pinhead. If you consider that to be my utmost limit, you can imagine what falls beneath it. I prostitute my taste in music to the highest bidder. (minus Crazy Frog and the sound of metal against brick.)
Movies:
The Neverending Story! Labyrinth. Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Attack of the Killer Condom. You know, kids' stuff. Actually, I really like movies, so much more so than television, so if I tried to list my entire repertoire I'd eventually leave something out. Most notably, aside from those mentioned, I like The Dark Crystal, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs, all the Muppet movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both versions), Ghostbusters, Batman and Batman Returns, the South Park movie, The Pirate Movie, zombie movies, Pixar movies, some Disney movies, Kevin Smith movies, most horror movies, most action movies, most science fiction movies, very few romantic comedies.
Television:
I watch cartoons and British comedy. Nothing more, nothing less. I hate reality television. With the amount of it that's about, it's statistically impossible that my house hasn't been renovated yet, so it's obviously some kind of conspiracy and I'm not very impressed.
Books:
I'm currently reading Terry Pratchett. I also read the dictionary, though the plot isn't very good. I like Tolkien and Feist and Lewis and Carroll. I love Edgar Allan Poe. I've yet to read much Shakespeare, much to my embarrassment, nor have I read many classics, though I can claim to have read the unabridged version of Les Miserables at least three times. I've also read some Zola and Camus and Ibsen and other high falootin' stuff, plus some Dickens. I've never read Wuthering Heights though, or any stuff by the Brontes. Nor have I read War and Peace. I have read Animal Farm. I like Jean Auel. Children's books rock my world. Dahl 3. I read that Voggenenahunat dude that Chris put me onto, though I've only read Slaughter House 5 so far. I also read the Bible. Deal with it.
Heroes:
Chris. Now more than ever. The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, my dad, and Captain Planet. (Because he's my hero.)
The Many Facets of Trev
~ CHRIS ~
With a gentle touch, he caresses his way through life; soothing, enduring.
Without pretension, he nurtures; without awareness, he enlivens; without greed nor selfishness nor conceit, he illuminates.
Everlasting candlelight.
Eternal radiance.
I love you.
INFJ - "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality. 1.5% of total population.
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Uh oh, it's true. I'm psychotic.
