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Randy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Hey, Randy here. I'm 20 years old, Bisexual, I'm a mystery to everyone and even to myself. I'm single. I don't smoke. Smoked pot once but I'm not down with it. I'm somewhat a responsible person, for example, I'll never pull into KFC smoking marjauna and running over some little kid on some tricycle. I used to drink, but I haven't in a long time.

I have a somewhat odd and twisted sense of humor.
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My Interests

I'm a fuckin' computer nerd basically. But I love cars, too. Nissian Skyline (1999 GTR) = Fucking Hot

I'd like to meet:


Kiefer Sutherland!!!
This man is simply FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!


Tina Fey
Sexy, geeky, and a brilliant comedian..."BLERG!!!"

Kelly Carlson
AKA Kimber Henry from "Nip/Tuck"

Music:

I have a wide range of music. Let's see...any R&B stuff, including the early 90s, really kicks ass, like: En Vouge, La Bouche, Snoop Dogg (Drop it like it's hot!!!), and anything that takes me back to the days before I lost my sanity, like Jennifer Lopez (Jenny From The Block, Muthafucka.), Savage Garden, Destiny's Child (They still kickin ass today!), I sometimes enjoy hardcore rap, especially if it comes from mainstream artists. I also have a weird taste in 80s music and some Classic Rock, usually 95.9FM (Classic Rock Station) is my 2nd choice on my radio dial. By Classic Rock, I don't mean like 1950s shit. (Eww!) I also like Linkin Park, Nine Inch Nails, Britney Spears, Christina Aguleria, oh, and who can forget, Missy Misdemenor Elliot!!! Music make you lose control!!!

Movies:

Spaceballs, Blow, , Ghost, The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Closer, American Beauty, The Matrix, Training Day, Sin City, Trick, L.I.E, Vanilla Sky, Die Hard, Panic Room, Something's Gotta Give, "O", Minority Report, Gone in 60 Seconds

Television:

24,Battlestar Galactica, South Park, Family Guy, South Park

Books:

The Rainmaker (The only book I've ever read to the end, and the only book I ever really enjoyed)

Heroes:

Kiefer Sutherland, and Tina Fey!

My Blog

Moving on isn’t easy

So I'm surfing across Facebook tonight...and I run into a profile of a person I knew very well in my teenage years.  VERY WELL.  We were best friends back then.  Well, turns out he's ma...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:30:00 PST

Human

So here's a rundown of tonight...I've been trying lately to determine if my life is a comedy or a tragedy.Do you find this comedic?I bared my soul to him.I found out...He was in love with someone else...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:25:00 PST

fuck

i’ve  been trying to see if anyone around here wants to do something and everyone is fucking ignoring me or deleting my messages, etc etc etc, so since people would rather be assholes than ...
Posted by Randy on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST

What Ive Done

Ok, so it's not really new, it's about a half a year old, and I've never posted on myspace, but after seeing that myspace increased their flash video resolution, I couldn't resist.For fans of the sho...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

REFORMATION

OH MY GOD.  I'm all back up and running already 100%.  I'm fuckin' smart.Now what the fuck am I gonna do tomorrow?If Douche Eel is reading this, oh wait, he's writing this.Maybe I'll streak ...
Posted by Randy on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

Damn It All To Bloody Hell

I'm reformatting my PC later this morning...this will be the 2nd time in a 6-day period.  To say I'm pissed doesn't even scratch the surface.  I had all my settings correct...then I was goin...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:38:00 PST

Cyan Pranks - Smashing Utah

Some of you that I went to school with had a chance to listen to a few tracks from this CD. Some of you have probably heard it on ACIDPLANET.com and other Prank Call Underground Radio. The album fea...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:55:00 PST

Another one of those dreams...

At the time of writing, the time is now 9:36AM, and I have just awoken from one of the most horrifying dreams I have ever had.  This is way beyond my other dreams.  This one is so bad, it ma...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST

Random Randy

This is a message I wrote to my friend Zacc about a year and a half or so ago.  I storred it on my hard drive because I thought it was....random.  And holy shit.  It's random as ALL HEL...
Posted by Randy on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

Like OMFG

Yeah...parents whent away this week to watch my sister's kids in Tooele.  So me and my sister had the house to ourselves.Guess what I did?  Nothing.  I didn't sneak anyone in the house....
Posted by Randy on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST