Eddy

Inappropriate at the best of times but my hearts in the right place.My only skill is writing, though I'd die before I'd call myself one as most writers have head and anus issues! My strengths are poetry and critical analysis, there's nothing more satisfying than kicking peoples pedestals out from under them (heat magazine would be my dream job). My ambition is to write the perfect dystopia novel or a book so controversial that I get taken to court and all religious and government leaders protest around the world.I'm also the king of chatin shit and saying things wrong e.g. p v pant suit