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About Me

Sing and Dance
I'll Play For You Tonight


"were flintstones vitamins candy?"
i play my music loud enough
to freeze my CPU
and join a band, guitar in hand
to steal a chord or two.
fade to chorus )innuendo(
just a boy for my crescendo;
under water taken,
oxygen forsaken,
to see the ticker tape parade.
i change the key for many things
to make meet ends with what i've got.
a thought with many colored strings
but no two ends to make a knot.
i kindly asked for orange barney,
and you gave me purple fred,
i know you know i don't like grape
and that is why you're dead.
i think too much and blink so little
peripherally in the middle.
~ 11.13.06, J.m.L.
Ken: Enough! Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and ever will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.
Fry: Oh, snap!
Ken: The time has come to discuss matters of the gravest importance.
Nibbler: Fry, do you remember some months ago when the Earth was attacked by flying brains?
Fry: Hmm. I remember the square-dancing stomachs. Although that might have been a Mylanta commercial. Wait! The brains! I do remember! But no one else does. They said I was crazy.
Ken: On the contrary. You remember because you were the only one immune to the Brains' mental attack.
Fry: Because I'm so smart?
Ken: Ha ha ha! Oh, my. Anyway, your immunity is due to the fact that you lack the delta brainwave. It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
Fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y!
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe.
Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Ken: Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
------------------------------------------------------- Andrew: There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of missed.
Sam: There's a handful of normal kid things I kinda wish I could miss.
Andrew: You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn't really your home any more. All of a sudden, even though you have some place where you put your shit that idea of home is gone.
Sam: I still feel at home in my house.
Andrew: You'll see one day when you move out. Just sorta happens one day and it's gone. You feel like you can never get it back. It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist. Maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know? You won't ever have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself. You know, for ..your kids. For the family you start. It's like a cycle or something. I don't know. But I miss the idea of it, you know? Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people that miss the same imaginary place.
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life is never what is used to be
and it's rarely what it is.
we look back with nostalgic eyes
and fail to see or recognize
the present times for what they are.
in retrospect we lose the here and now.
in looking back we trip and fall.
and although future errors are foregone by past mistakes
at what price do we correct the unmade failures of future days.
~ j.m.l, 2.12.06
"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. " ~ Donnie Darko
Flames
flames raise high beneath my feet
as my soles slam on the pavement.
i rip the road signs from the street
and break free from enslavement.
my chest grows tight with every breath;
so much strain to draw in air.
my muscles ache, my hope near death,
then by my side i see you there.
i raise my head and smile wide
and clench your hand in mine
and now i'll run, no longer hide,
no longer self-declined.
~ J.m.L. 3.20.06

My Interests



Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
Leave but don't leave me.
Look around and choose your own ground.

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.

Music, Photography, Writing, Homestar Runner, Apple Pie, Pepperoni Bread, Flying Kites, Dancing Monkies, Etc.

You are Philip J. Fry

What Futurama Character are you?
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No More Instant Win?

why can't you get an instant win off of a soda cap anymore?
why is it some stupid code that you have to look up on their website?
i don't care that much.
and there are no more prizes inside the cereal.....
now you have to collect codes and go online
and type them in and do work.
where's the fun anymore!?!?
totally lame.
i want my free soda bottle cap
and plastic toy that smells like frosted flakes.

I'd like to meet:


This guy...

and Dave Matthews....oh wait

once i wrote a song for you
with lyrics bittersweet.
it had a metaphor or two
about the day we'd meet.
with wishes on a falling star
and the sparkle in your eye,
i wrote it on an old guitar
i'd saved for months to buy.
as i neared the closing rhyme
i broke the bottom string
and like a bird in winter time
my song had ceased to sing.

~ J.m.L. 3.26.06

Music:



Dave Matthews Band
Shows I Have Been To:
2001-06-24: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2002-05-28: Madison Square Garden, New York, NY
2002-05-29: Madison Square Garden, New York, NY
2002-07-17: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2002-07-18: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2002-12-21: Madison Square Garden, New York, NY
2002-12-22: MCI Center, Washington, D.C.
2003-08-24: Continental Arena, East Rutherford, NJ
2003-08-25: Continental Arena, East Rutherford, NJ
2003-09-05: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2003-09-06: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2003-09-24: Great Lawn - Central Park, New York, NY
D&F 2003-12-15: Wachovia Center, Philadelphia, PA
D&F 2003-12-17: Madison Square Garden, New York, NY
2004-07-20: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2004-07-21: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2005-06-25: Hershey Park Stadium, Hershey, PA
2005-08-25: Coors Amphitheatre, Chula Vista, CA
2005-08-27: Home Depot Center, Carson, CA
2005-08-28: Home Depot Center, Carson, CA
2006-06-27: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2006-06-28: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2006-07-08: Fenway Park, Boston, MA
2006-08-26: Coors Amphitheatre, Chula Vista, CA
2006-08-28: Hollywood Bowl, Hollywood, CA
2007-08-07: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2007-08-07: Tweeter Center, Camden, NJ
2007-09-28: Coors Amphitheatre, Chula Vista, CA

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, Led Zeppelin, Anything 80's, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, The Arcade Fire, Garden State Soundtrack, The Beatles, Beck, Billy Joel, Elton John, Block Party, The Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bob Marley, The Bravery, , Coldplay, The Darkness, Death Cab For Cutie, Disco Biscuits, Dispatch, Eminem, The Faint, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Franz Ferdinand, The Futureheads, G. Love, Garbage, Green Day, Guster, Gwen Stefani, Interpol, Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz, Jet, John Mayer, Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, The Killers, The Kills, Kings of Leon, Louis KIV, Luscious Jackson, Madonna, Mason Jennigs, Michael Jackson (80's), Mike Gordon, Modest Mouse, Muse, The National, Nick Drake, NIN, Nirvana, No Doubt, Norah Jones, Oasis, Phish, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queens of the Stone Age, REM, Radiohead, Razorlight, Remy Zero, Scissor Sisters, The Shins, Snow Patrol, Spice Girls (sometimes), The Streets, STP, Sublime, System of a Down, Thievery Corporation, U2, The Vines, Weezer, The White Stripes, Wilco, World Inferno Friendship Society, The Kooks, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Moulin Rouge, Back To The Future I, II and III, Goonies, Ferris Bueller, Roger Rabbit....Anything 80's pretty much.

Television:


WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO!?!?!
This show man....PBS is the shit.
They had some pretty good shows for not having a lot of money.
I guess a lot of people pledged money just to get the elmo tote bag and, with a 100 dollar pledge, you can get the tote bag AND the VHS of Elmo's Ice Capades in West Berlin.
Ahhh, kids' shows.
Since when has TV sucked?
It's not even worth having a TV anymore.
It's either bad news shows, bad reality shows, or really bad new shows about new reality.
TV is the new old "lame".
Then what's the new TV?
Maybe we don't need a new "TV" because it's no good, and now maybe we'll finally have time to find Ms. Carmen San Diego.
Law and Order (any kind), Will & Grace, Scrubs, Adult Swim (Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen, Sealab 2021, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, American Dad), The Simpsons, South Park, MXC, Wonder Showzen, Lost, Heroes, That 70's Show, The Office

Books:

Harry Potter, John Grisham, Michael Crichton, Jeffrey Deaver, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Steven Hawking

Heroes:



Nathan Long
My mentor, my grandfather, my friend.
11.4.39 - 5.31.07

Dana Bruce Smolar, my brother:
4.26.73 - 4.25.03
dividing line
a notch in time,
a seperation,
marked by loss and desparation,
breaks in half
our lives, in measure,
ticks of pain and tocks of pleasure.
times before,
and now times after,
stained by tears,
and cleansed by laughter.

~ J.m.L., 4.25.07

Grandmom Davis:
5.22.17 - 2.09.06

My Blog

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At What Price

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Random Thoughts at 12:57 AM

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