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It depends who you ask about me!
To some fools...Im that dude who
cursed their mother out and made her
cry. To others, Im the guy they like
in that "special" way. My name is JP.
Just know....that, you've been warned.
Knuckles & Lipstick
-JPâ„¢
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*Be who you are
and say what you feel,
Because those who mind
Dont Matter;
And those who matter...
Dont Mind.
-JPâ„¢
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-I get excited about going
to a book store
-My favorite word right now
is thirsty
-I could never date a guy
who couldnt dance
-Credit cards are
very close to my heart
-I always wanted to be a boxer
-Girls with black hair
make blondes looks borinig
-MAC is the best Makeup
-Love is overated
-Id never wear an orange shirt
-I always have Orbit Gum
-Latino dudes are easily
the most sexual
-Fucking on the first date
is so 95'...and nasty
-I can bench more than most
wrestlers
-I hate people who complain
-My eyebrow lady is a GOD
-I dont look like myself
in the morning
-Everyone has thought about
beings gay or bi
-I have trouble counting
-Literature is a way of life
-Perez Hilton is so thirsty
-I adore people who dont
give a fuck
-Cheating on people should
be a crime
-Hot pink is my second favorite
color
-I know a lot of people
-I drink way too many smoothies
-Running is the secret to abs
-I'll never stop trying to change
the world
-Judging people is a waste of
time
-Green only looks good on paper
-I love Red Lobster biscuits
-I hate coins
-Fakeness is an epidemic
-Thugs are adorable
-Fake diamonds smell bad
-Black lipstick is Perfect
-My feet are awesome
-Black history month is too short
-Venom is my favorite super hero
-I never liked the pink ranger
-Barbies are too pale
-I never club on Fridays
-I will never be a good cook
-Animals are better than people
-I love everyone at first
-Leos are very hard to get
along with
-The fountain of youth is
diet and exercise
-Hoodies are just as important
as air
-I'll kill anyone in football
-Being in pain makes me laugh
-Im a hardcore scrabble player
-No one can make Kool-Aid better
than me
-I joke about horrible things
-I majored in swearing
-I will never workout after I
turn 50
-I only have ruff sex
-Walmart is a way of life
-I have never broken a bone
-Mustard is ugly and gross
-I used to want to be an artist
-I've been in handcuffs once
-My myspace makes me smile
-Abortion is wrong
-Children are perfect
-Coffee should not be brown
-Winter is awesome
-Korn is a hot band
-I dont like expensive food
-I laugh at horror movies
-Racial slurs shouldnt exist
-Botox should be free
-I love that old lady perfume
-I dont think we need two ears
-Gossip is fun and boring
-I've never played a game
of chess
-Trailer parks are cute
-I hate paying for water
-I dont like yelling
-My attention spand is very short
-I change subjects at random
-I have a lisp when say "th"
-Online bankings is better than
air
-Fighting is for soldiers
-Tattoos make my day
-Folding clothes is stupid
-I dont rush
-Music can change my mind
-I've never gotten flowers
-I hate flowers
-The eagles rock
-Bugs should't exist
-The sun is way too bright
-Thunderstorms are hot
-Lips should never be dry
-Highlighters are better
than pens and pencils
-Adidas are the best
-I dont forgive or forget,
I just dont care
-Seafood is just gross
-Bigfoot does exist,
he lives next door
-My life is awesome,
because I make it that way
-Money is the root of
all happiness and all evil
-Myspace Drama is so sad
-I have OCD about cleaning
-I dont plan on ever finding
Mr.Right
-Laughing is like heaven to me
~Add Me To Your Top~
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