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About Me

farout I am the Muffin Catcher! Muffin Catcher is not a lesbian innuendo, it just involves a story about my friend Brittany, a 5 foot alligator named Muffin, and I one day on a Mother's Day.My name is Emily, referred to as The Em or the Muffin Catcher on the internet, and I am 20 years old.I live in Parrottsville, Tennessee and the view is just amazing to see everyday when I go to school or just around the area. Not to mention, we have lots of lil' forest critters that like to run out into the road at random times. (I ran over a beaver!) I live with my parents now, or just practically out of my truck as usual.I have met a ton of people up here, but I can already assure you that only a few will be a friend in my book.Trust me, I miss my friends back in Florida to death, however only a handful of them have remained in contact. I consider those few my best friends over everyone else, including the TN friends I see everyday. Lyndsay, Keegan, Jake, Sarah, Mel, Gilman, Kevin, Clinton, Brittany, Tekkie, Allan, McDuck, and Kim. Know them, they are the greatest. Ever. I would only die for 4 people on the list above, cause I love them that much. The rest are still working up to that status in my books.My AIM is ScitzoMouse.You message me. I'll message you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The one person I'm meant to be with. Just call it hopeless romantic.

My Blog

Thursday

Well, I'm sitting here, in my History class, taking down notes and and cruising the internet in order to keep my mind completely busy. Communism: Good or Bad? I don't know whether or not it's complete...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:52:00 GMT

"Old Fuck," George Carlin

The name of this blog was inspired by George Carlin, after watching a stand-up DVD with Bryan. It got your attention to read this blog.  I am not an Old Fuck, but I sure do feel like an Old Man right ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:59:00 GMT

From Gator to Vol

I'm going to be wearing the orange shirt from now on. I remember when I was once wearing the Gator blue. It's going to be difficult, maybe life altering taking off that blue and switching to Vol orang...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:56:00 GMT

Watching the People of the World

You know, today is my first day of classes again and I've been so excited to get my school year going again. I got my books, I got my materials, and I even have my best friend here to send me off with...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Communication is Key

While enjoying the past few weeks of summer, I have also been searching for that ever elusive job. The one that'll provide enough money so I can at least eat while attending school in the Fall, cause ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:26:00 GMT

Hug A Tree Lately?

Yesterday was a much needed day for me. Just sitting at my house and doing absolutely nothing for nearly a month now has taken it's toll on me. My creativity is gone, I'm having a hard time trying to...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:47:00 GMT

College is quite endearing...

School is going great for me. All of my teachers like me, some even probably choose me as their favorite for my work, but that still doesn’t change my social life. For now, I only have three peo...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:35:00 GMT

The Flu Seems To Be This Season’s Fashion Accessory

Right now, half of my classes are empty due to my classmates who have the flu or "have the flu." It is quite amazing how our immune systems suck when the workload of college increases. My workload fo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:11:00 GMT

Ten Things About Me (Courtesy of Omar)

Ten things about me. Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Round Up of ’07

Over the past year I have transformed so much even though some people might disagree. For those who do, fuck you. Just for a fun, small recap, I'll go over some of the biggest events that happened to...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 19:54:00 GMT