Thought it was time to re do this so enjoy the new read.On July 7th 1983 Tim Smyth was brought into the world at the world famous Countess of Chester hospital, from an early age Smyth displayed similiar characteristics to its other famous son's James Bond and Michael Owen. A tough upbringing on the mean streets of Great Sutton saw Smyth devolop quickly into a street smart, quick witted likeable boy, but with a slightly large head for his age. Fearing his surroundings would narrow his future options, Smyth was forced into exile into a small village based in the Wirral. It was hear that he honed his immense sporting repertoire, and started to show signs of the academic brilliance that was to follow. Popular with the ladies at an early age, Smyth peaked far too ealry and would struggle to recover from this setback throughout his teen years.In a move that was to reflect his growing indpendance and future undoubtful courage, he chose Neston High as his academic playground, at where not only did he excell in all subjects but was actually voted the funniest person in the school. Much to the chargin of some of his peers who thopught their playground tom foolery was of the same standard as Smyth's razor sharp wit.A glittering career in showbiz beckoned, but choosing to show immense self discipline and ignored the gifts of brain, intelligence and charisma that God had bestowed on him, ventured North East to Newcastle. It was this time that most shaped Smyth into the man he would become, notching up an impressive number of alcoholic units and fine tuning his technique with the ladies, he also mastered the geordie language in record time, but chose to ignore this skill set.As part of his course Smyth travelled to basque region of Spain and impressively mastered the language without attending any university lectures, a love of smoking and late nights saw the first signs of the iron willed bad boy you see before you today where first born here.%A?espite doing very little work Smyth left uni with an impressively high 2:1 in International Business Management and Spanish, and as a decorated Men's lacrosse all star that saw him play all over Europe.%A?t 22 Smyth triumphantly returned to the Wirral, and quickly became the best cocktail Barman in Chester (fact, however the long hours and poor pay saw Smyth become increasingly disollusioned and this coinciding with his first, last and only broken heart, saw him have a rethink.Having been motivated by money and a taste for the high life Smyth was head hunuted by the times top 100 no1 company to work for Pareto Law, and relocated to Wilsmlow where his career as an international sales superstar has taken off. Currently at the grand old age of 23 Smyth has accomplshed more than most and can surely be expected to be recognised at the next Wirral recogniton bash alongside Daniel Craig. Ultimately rumours are abound that the States is next to be conquered and that a club/bar of his own is in the works, however the next 6 months are thought to be crucial, for the North West's next great hope, so keep in touch to find out how he's doing!!!!writing that was so much fun, and for those who didnt get it, (tongue in cheek) now WHERE MY MONEY MAN!!! WHERE MY 50 DOLLARS!....
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