Juicebox guy |
Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox! Mike Ditka: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? Phil Weston: I'm talk...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 17:30:00 GMT |
My favorite Chuck Norris "facts" |
Courtesy of Chucknorrisfacts.com
1) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
2) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
3) If you as...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:06:00 GMT |
Some Great Jack Johnson Songs... |
"It's All Understood"Everyone laughed at her joke As if they'd never even heard it before And maybe they were truly amused But every word that she spoke was a bore And maybe it's because they had seen...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 14:27:00 GMT |
Some great movie quotes... |
Princess Bride Westley: "It's possible, pig. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all....
Posted by on Wed, 15 Dec 2004 04:17:00 GMT |
Tool |
Some say the end is near.
Some say well see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopel...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Sep 2004 12:01:00 GMT |
True love |
True love is hard to find sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and
Location: a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded l...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jul 2004 01:58:00 GMT |
Yes Me the Lousy Cop |
"Yes Me the Lousy Cop"
Well Mr. Citizen, I guess you have me figured out. I seem to fit neatly into the category you place me in. I'm stereotyped, characterized, standardized, classified, grouped,...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jul 2004 02:01:00 GMT |
