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Music / Film snob, sexual deviant, alternate reality searcher. Join me. Why won't the webcam girls respond to me??? .... Make-Out Lesson 9 - Sushi Edition
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I'd like to meet:

Ladies who live for themselves, and who can appreciate some companionship while not having self-conscious body issues. Also Amy Sedaris. ISIS dance

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duality

12-09-2008 1:31 AM  Salt Lake City, UTThe sounds of downtown life are deadened.  Lack of cars and a blanket of snow help with this manifestation of silence.  It seems like a completely different world...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:18:00 GMT

an old, mopey spiel on love and loss. at a time of low. poor baby.

Question:  What is the worst part of someone breaking up with you?  The fact that you will not be together anymore??    Having to see them in public or with mutual friends??  No.Answer:  When their re...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:08:00 GMT

AZ holds it down

Where do I begin???? I always am joyous when I get a chance to come and see my family, either in IN or AZ..  However in AZ it tends to be nostalgic only, as far as my friends are concerned. ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:41:00 GMT

life is sweet, again

life kicks ass again...Good Job, Good Friends, I am performing for the public, and I am swimming in poon (as Julie so eloquently put it). I, however, am not swimming in poon. I just have many friend...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Women?? Why are you all liars???

Seriously, Why are you all liars???except for my mom, sister, and a few close friends...but I'm sure they are liars sometimes too....FUCK..If I had a gun I would shoot my crackhead neighbor and put he...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:21:00 GMT

Nocturnal Emissions

What is wrong with me... For the past 3 months I have been working on and off at an alarmingly unregulated rate. Because of this I have free time beyond what many could consider "healthy". This, in...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:44:00 GMT

BLOG's are for pussies. Are you a pussy?

This is my first BLOG.. I think BLOGS are for pussies, but you are what you eat. When I see the word BLOG... I think "butt-log". You know, like shit. I shit twice today... one CornCob, one So...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:40:00 GMT

Early Child Development Homo Prevention Tips

Early Child Development Homo Prevention Tips 1.   A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement. Standing straight up, not hunched over while urinating, is a sign of ma...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:35:00 GMT