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I’m boring but I’m prone to fits of moderately interesting.

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The word taco in Ugandan means anus.A friend was at the chow hall enjoying dinner when he asked for some taco sauce. A bunch of Ugandan soldiers were sitting across from him when they all looked up ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:28:00 GMT

Just another day for me.

Today I had a little brush with the insurgents. Two mortars landed near my building, one went over by 300yds and one fell short 100yds. I work on the Iraqi side and generally the bad guys shoot at the...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Well I am now Russ Brown "international" man of mystery.

Lets start with my 12 hr flight to frankfurt germany. Most people who fly, the biggest concern is having a crying baby next to them on a flight. I'm not most people. I have my passport, my laptop, and...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:30:00 GMT

At least Im honest.

This is a complete correspondence I had with a crazy open mic comic. I pick the emcees at a little gig that pays very little. I don't even get paid for it; I just didn't want them to stop using emcees...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:53:00 GMT

Im a hateful prick.

This is an actual correspondence I had with this douche bag that locked up about ten of the web addresses that I wanted to use for a business. Most of the web addresses were $5000. Another one was clu...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 14:50:00 GMT

Was I just being a dick?

This was the response I gave to one of my longtime friends who is a good guy and a part time minister. (who will send me dirty pictures and video that he finds on the net that sometimes even disturb m...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:24:00 GMT