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James

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Professional horrible dirtbag. Amusingly charismatic gentleman. Violent motherfucker. Sharp dresser. Foul-mouthed poser. Ruthless philosopher. Shitheaded manipulative drug-addict. Self-important, egocentric, megalomaniacal, reclusive, introverted, sadistic, nihilistic, misanthropist. Lethally clever, witty, charming, and cultured. Overwhelmingly, relentlessly unpredictable. Brilliant and crafty wordsmith. Untrustworthy tempermental alcoholic. Shifty and damaged personality. Lecherous shaghappy fuckhash. . Camera whore marvel killer. Continuity and references galore. Unparralelled shitfuckery and impudent malevolence. Bad wiring in the head bones. Creatively obscene. Outlaw scumfuck. Counter cultural warfare general. Moral vacuum and crazy bastard. Incisive commenter on modern societal flaws. Lover of all mothers under 25 Militant zen hitman.

My Interests

Martial Arts,Johnnie To movies, Kettle One Vodka and Kirkland's Cranberry Juice Cocktail, Clark Wallabees, Slapstick Comedy in the workplace. Esp in the Emergency Ward, Picking scabs off my neck.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

The Game, Dub Trio, Massive Attack, Sepultura, Aphex Twin, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Missisippi John Hurt, Deftones, Fantomas, Alice Russell

Television:

OZ. Entourage, Prison Break, Deadwood. Angel

Books:

"When Will Jesus Bring the Prok Chops"- George Carlin

Heroes:

I'd like to take this oppertunity to give a warm appreciation to all the cows and chickens that were sacrificed in order to fufill my own satisfying culinary pleasure the last 26 years. Thank you. Devin the Dude What up!!!!

My Blog

For the FIRST Time..in a long time....

For the first time in YEARS. My life seems to be okay. Work is great. My personal life couldn't be better. I've managed to get rid of a lot of people who just brought negativity and anger into my life...
Posted by James on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:20:00 PST

did he...did he say, niggas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk ...
Posted by James on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:28:00 PST

Maggot Brain....

In the World our Works shall prove like a curious edged Knife, to some they shall carve miraculous, to others they shall serve only to cut their fingers. The Caesar's, Caliphs, Stuarts, Goths, Spaniar...
Posted by James on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:09:00 PST

Oops

I think everyone in the bookstore would agree that I said "Oh! Tramp stamp!" far too loudly.
Posted by James on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

Christmas 2007

  Another Fucking Christmas     2 Lost gifts   200 dollars for nothing   Fuck all you motherfuckers who gave me shitty ass gifts. There were a few. After the coin I spent on y...
Posted by James on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

2 girls 1 cup

    I caught wind of this video clip Tortise and the Hare style last week (AT WORK OF ALL PLACES) and I just have to say...     God damn....   Jesus Christ...     Th...
Posted by James on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:14:00 PST

To Whom It May Concern..

Keep the backhanded comments coming...they're amusing...If you really want me to respond and react. Just flat out say what you mean. Other than that. Thanks for the laughs.   Oh and by the way "...
Posted by James on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:33:00 PST

Quote of the day..

"Pussy has no trans fat. It ain't like baked ziti with all the extra calories n carbs n shit yahmean.- eat all you want, HE'LL make more" H- i -l -a -r- i -o -u -s God bless you Jim.....
Posted by James on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:55:00 PST

Gary if youre reading this...

    You're my friend no doubt But if you tell me one more time to put on my fucking seatbelt before I've had a chance to do it..... while im driving in your car. I will put a fucki...
Posted by James on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:39:00 PST

Thank You For Smoking part 2...

  For the first time in years I suddenly had the urge to make a trip to the liquor store, buy a pack of Marlboro's and enjoy a cigarette under the sun. This is momentous for two reasons.  ...
Posted by James on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:34:00 PST