Hello,
My name is SHOTGUN MIKE and i sing for a band called DEATH VALLEY METH LAB.
I am 6'2 and weigh 250.
When i am on stage i like to wear camoflauge facepaint and sing into a pistolgrip shotgun with a microphone in the barrel..(hense my fucking name) --
Also on stage , i usually smash television sets or machete the occasional pig head, sometimes i like to light goats heads on fire, but only sometimes. Sometimes people ask me why i throw goats heads out to the crowd..i tell them because they are so much cheaper than pigs heads
I went into the military when i was 18 and learned how to kill people. I killed people in Panama and in the Iraq. I jumped out of airplanes and was in the infantry.
I learned that this whole system is full of shit, and the military is just the lethal arm of rich multinational corporations.
I write all the lyrics for the band, which come mostly from my years of drunken banter.
I work as a repo man, because i dont have a nice car, so why should you........haha..
i like to do karaoke , but with death metal vocals...
I go to community college because my hero is the bum you see on college campuses carrying around books and going thru the trash . I hate work and i try to do it as little as possible.
I am studying to be a homeless drunkard, which i am doing very well at,, and i also study sociology, philosophy and art sculpture.,and criminal law, cuz i love to fuck with the police
I also like to paint abstract art with oils & acrylic that i steal from a nearby chain art store. Why pay retail, when you can just steal?.
I like to ride bikes, lift weights and drink beer & jim beam.
I like to go to see shitty bands and stand in front of the stage with my thumb turned down. I've been kicked out of pretty much every bar iv'e ever gone to.....haha
Being that i dont like people that talk shit....", I did martial arts for many years (jkd, kali, jujitsu, muay thai, etc)- and now will close their mouths with an elbow smash.
I watch alot of television game shows, because im looking at a few as my "retirement plan", i figure I can just fuck my whole life off, then go onto a game show, win a million -then retire...whaddya think?
I dont really like too many people, i' dont like the "in crowd", and i dont like bullshit social cliques. I dont like people that think because they have tattoos they are cool,,...,,If you are "too cool", just stay the fuck away from me....i usually just hang out with my band mates anyways.
I like anarchists, people that exercise their first amendment rights, sharp skinheads, punks that listen to real punk rock and crust, , people that dont follow the norms of this bullshit society---, .
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