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Thornton Reed

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About Me

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Faith in your partner, your fellow men, your friends, is very important, because without it there's no mutual component to your relationship, and relationships are important. So faith plays an important role, but faith in people you don't know, faith in religious or political leaders or even people on stages, people who are popular in the public eye, you shouldn't have faith in those people. You should listen to what they have to say and use it.– Greg Graffinhttp://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://uk.youtub e.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8&t =Garth Marenghi - I'm A One Track Lover

My Interests

Anything that gives you that in the moment feel....... Alternative Music (not just rock/metal but that is 70.345% of it,) other cultures (caus lets face it popular western culture has no real culture,) The Koryu (a window to the past,) Martial Athletics (a flow state thing and just plain fun), reading, running, biking, swimming, being outdoors and alive! img

I'd like to meet:

Hi, how are you, you look lovely today by the way! My name is paul, no not King Paul, but thank you for thinking of it, now im not a Baron or a Leader of any sort - yet, but id quite like to be, and quite frankly when i wrote this i had a network of 13 Disciples on here and thats bigger then jesus had in his entire life! Now since your reading this you must be the sort of go getting person that would be ideal in my social network, so why dont you scroll across and 'JOIN ME', it really is that simple! Thank you, and by the way did i say how great you looked recently! SBGi tour
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Music:

Doom and Prog Death Metal, some grindcore, Mostly Berserker, My Dying Bride, Opeth, Katatonia, and Swallow the Sun at the moment. DnB - Gotta love Pendulum and Photek

Movies:

Most of the media/art/hobbies that I'm into provoke an extreme emotion in the viewer/listener. Mostly horror films, too many to list, (but i will in due time) but especially the asia extreme titles. oh yea and anything that will make me laugh.

Television:

Mostly comedies, and documenterys anything else rots the brain of the will to do things! - Spaced, My name is Earl, The IT Crowd, Peep Show, Green wing, Dylan Moran, Danny Wallace, Garth's DarkSpace, Man to Man with dean Learner, You get the Idea.

Books:

again mostly geeky comedies such as Jasper Fforde, Christopher Brookmyre and Malcolm Pryce, Danny Wallace, Dave Gormon. Also a big fan of the classic Distopian Novels, as well as some of the modern science / atheist books of Richard Dawkins, Paul Davies, and the fantastic Derren Brown.

Heroes:

My friends: ''Team Wanker Facts''1 Some say Team Wankers politics is terrifying and that they were born in space.? Some say Titch 1979 is wanted by the CIA and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.? Some say Mark once threw a microwave oven at a tramp and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.? Some say OJ Simpson wants The Wretched dead and that his japs eye can pour the perfect pint of guinness.? Some say Lukes earwax tastes like Turkish Delight and that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake.? Some say Thornton Reed once, preposterously, had an affair with Paris Hilton and that he has a tattoo of Stevie Wonder on his thigh.? Some say Mark was raised by gremlins and that if given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.? Some say Eldiego 316's voice can only be heard by cats and that he has named every single blade of grass surrounding The Yorkshire House.? Some say Titch 1979 does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down and that his brain is a Satellite Navigation system.? Some say that Eldiego 316 is not really human, that he's an advanced alien life form. Others say his favorite food is Walrus.? Some say long before anyone else Team Wanker realised that George Bush was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.? Some say Team Wanker communicate only to a cars on board computer through binary code and that Thornton Reed once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel.? Some say Luke sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his hair on Justin Timberlakes pubes.? Some say Team Wanker appear on high-value stamps in Sweden and Team Wanker membership is illegal in 17 U.S. states.? Some say that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear Thornton Reeds thoughts.? Some say that Mark has no understanding of clouds.? Some say that The Wretched once punched a horse to the ground.? Some say Luke once had a vicious knife fight with Dick Cheney and that there is in no way Team Wanker are implicated in the cash for honours scandal.? Some say Team Wanker members tattoos appeared at birth and that they were secretly Knighted by the Queen.? Some say Team Wanker are all scared of bells and confused by stairs.All we know is... they are called TEAM WANKER!